Single

A sigma male

Jk lol single fuck

Guy: Single people are just cool

Guy: sure

by Ever ything is taken December 10, 2022

Singles Awareness Day

An alternate name for Valentine's Day (February 14), more commonly used by the unlucky ones who don't have someone to love because they don't love them back.

On this day, there are no hugs.
No kisses.
No cuddles.
No hand-holding.
No cooing.
No laying in another's lap.
No head pats/scratches.
No butterflies in your stomach.
No buying items to be taken for granted and then forgotten about.
No person cares about your feelings, your current mood, or your problems.
No person who will help resolve issues in a conducive way, showing that they care for you and not doing this in return for a favor of some kind.
No sex.

Amongst the unlucky (variable from person to person), there are cases of increased depression, especially as it nears the 14th.

Friend: "Yo, it's about to be February! You know what that means...Valentine's Day!"
Me: "Yeah, you mean 'Singles Awareness Day? Valentine's Day is just a joke."
Friend: "Lighten up, man, you'll find someone!"
Me: "Unlikely; my depression knows no limits besides the calendar."

by demonrobot December 11, 2022

Single Pringle

When you're single and ok w it because your perfect alone

Tina: Dave are you ever gonna find a girlfriend?
Dave: Nah imma Single Pringle

by female woman January 11, 2023

Single Dingle

Definition 1: A Fancy Way Of Saying Single
Definition 2: Quandale Dingle Has No Girls

Alex: Man you such a single dingle.
Doug: What The Fuck.

by Bruh Im NOT YAZAN January 16, 2023

SingeR

SINGER are black and white divas

OH SEE HER SHE IS A SINGER HEY DIVA

by helengradner September 9, 2022

Single As A Pringle.

The title says it all, each chip on a pringle is singular. In a sense this means that the person is single and depressed.

Hey Richard! How are you? Single as a pringle.

by wowieee September 19, 2022

Single Pringle Syndrome

Single Pringle Syndrome is when you’re single but your single-ness is causing you sadness whenever you realize you’re alone without a significant other

Guy 1: Aw man, today’s Valentines Day. Single Pringle syndrome is hitting me hard.

Guy 2:… What the fuck is single Pringle syndrome?

Guy 1: tl;dr Im sad that im single

Guy 2: Makes sense

by CarlosCartBook February 14, 2023