A Republican is typically a whiny middle aged white Christian male who is unable to adapt to change. They are afraid of: homosexuals and their homosexual agenda, Muslims, Mexicans, blacks, teenagers, lesbians, and "tyrannical" government.
All Republicans secretly believe that an ass-kicking killing machine lIves under their jeans shorts and short sleeved button up shirts and so they all WORSHIP guns. Guns and the Bible and the 'Murican flag! Republicans are about as subtle as a Mack truck.
Despite the fact that they are all ostensibly Christian and should be generous in spirit and ever-willing to turn the other cheek, Republicans are obsessed with the possibility that some one might be skating by on their hard work.
In short Republicans are like that one loud mouth uncle everybody has. He likes to act tough, but he's 120 lbs. overweight and he runs out of breath on his way to the buffet. Some of em are okay...
All Republicans secretly believe that an ass-kicking killing machine lIves under their jeans shorts and short sleeved button up shirts and so they all WORSHIP guns. Guns and the Bible and the 'Murican flag! Republicans are about as subtle as a Mack truck.
Despite the fact that they are all ostensibly Christian and should be generous in spirit and ever-willing to turn the other cheek, Republicans are obsessed with the possibility that some one might be skating by on their hard work.
In short Republicans are like that one loud mouth uncle everybody has. He likes to act tough, but he's 120 lbs. overweight and he runs out of breath on his way to the buffet. Some of em are okay...
"Goddammit Lulabelle, we vote Republican in this trailer! Now I don't wanna hear one more word about Beee-rawk Obaawwma or you're gonna get the belt!"
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Person 2: Its because he's a fucking sexist perv!
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