Hailey Parker is a LESBION freak who likes to give girls massages and lay on top of them. She ALWAYS talks about boobs, even though she doesn't have any and they are con-caved. She is the MOST hypicritical person EVER and always has to have things her way. She probably fingers herself at night so she feels straight, just like the girl from black swan. She makes you watch movies about naked girls and gets mad when you want to change it. She also thinks guys are icky even though she is in 8th grade! If you know a hailey parker you should be scared for your life and run away!
by bball171 October 27, 2011
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