Laurened 

To get robbed ; to have your belongings taken

“Fuck man I got laurened”
“Shit what’d they take?”
“They stole my shoes, my money, and my vodka”

Laurened by Livelaughlove6789 September 11, 2022

The Lauren Complex 

When you date a really religious Christian chick, and she starts to fall for you. Then when you start to change her, and her friends notice, then they pressure her to dump you. Then she does, but she's still crazy about you and tries to get your attention.

I dated this girl once, and I didn't know how religious she was beforehand. It ended up being The Lauren Complex

The Lauren Complex by 123Stars July 16, 2008

John Laurens 

He is john laurens in the place to be and he is gay, beautiful and perfect. He is totally Alexander Hamilton's boyfriend. He is also dead. But he is now in heaven because he is better than you and this world didn't deserve him.

Me: "John Laurens is better than you"
You: "Shit you right

John Laurens by MICHELLE0191 August 28, 2017

Roadman Lauren 

The middle class girl who would make it seem her life is rough as fuck based on her music taste and choice of words but when she gets home she cannot decide which fucking bedroom to use due to the abundance of choice. The girl may also have a cracking posterior and in fact loves people marveling at it however she will also go for breast men.

She reminds me of Roadman Lauren.

Roadman Lauren by Atikz February 25, 2019

Osama Bin Lauren 

A nickname for Colorado representative Lauren Boebert for her bookshelf full of guns when interviewed in a similar manner to Osama Bin Laden's (He was more educated than Osama Bin Lauren because he has so many books and has only one AKS-74U)

Osama Bin Lauren previously worked at Shooter's grill in Rifle Colorado, was elected in Congress and she's an insurrectionist sympathiser

Osama Bin Lauren by Porg009 October 30, 2021

Lauren Robinson 

a person with oversized boobs and purple ish hair

have you seen that lauren robinson! eeee

Lauren Robinson by omghiyalolcheeky September 24, 2011

ralph lauren 

a culture shock if you live in the boondocks.
i liken it to expensive abercrombie or hollister: the land of douchebags and the shirts with the pre-popped collars.

at ralph lauren do they actually pay people to pop the collars on all the shirts on all the shelves?

ralph lauren by rosenelson07 June 28, 2008