illia

Your depressed but also the hottest person in the world and is friends with everyone and you have a girl bestie and a boy bestie that are the coolest

Dang you see that person over there, I bet he’s/she’s an illia

by Your momsy May 28, 2020

illinois

probably one of the best places in america. theres chicago and the Downstate, and they're both awesome. illinois has everything, from the big city to the rolling farmlands, from the mississippi valley to the hills in the south, from the cliffs and bluffs in the northwest to the beaches in the northeast. from the extreme seasons to the fast drivers, and the endlessly booming suburbs. illinois is an amazing place to have your home in, and an awesome place to grow up. oh yeah, its POP, not soda or cola or any of that shit

illinois is my home, and i love it. and we're not all hicks, even if we're farmers!!

by a fat bastard August 27, 2008

Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes

The phrase refers to giving a certain person sexual intercourse through the anus.

E.g.
Bob says to Sally: "Hey Sally, if you Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes"

by JackNDaBeanStock December 29, 2008

barrington illinois

barrington illinois is one of the best towns out there, a lot of rich people.
though manyy pot smokers and cocaine users

barrington can be really boring though
also known to many as "borrington"

---20 miles or so from chicago---

do you guys know where barrington illinois is?
yah its in illinois about 20 miles from chicago i heard a lot of people smoke pot there.
hey man i live there and i am rich!

by l k June 21, 2006

Then i'll eat my hat

Saying that something is (very) unlikely to happen.

If Huckabee becomes president then I'll eat my hat!

by I'mAnonymous February 5, 2008

I'll go to the foot of our stairs

Expression of amazement. To be astounded by something. Commonly used in the Yorkshire area

Comment: "I've just won the lottery"
Reply: "Well I'll go to the foot of our stairs!"

by lindyloohs April 24, 2006

the iLLiad

The iLLiad was a psychedelic pop band from Ashland, Ohio and originally active from 2003-2007. It originally started as a solo project in the early/mid 2000's but eventually became a full scale band. The members were frontman/vocalist/guitarist Kyle Pittman, lead guitarist Andy Cyphert, bassist Jeff Sanger, organist Anne Flemming, and drummer Bobby DeSeyn. They were signed to record label World in Sound and released one album "A Sad Day on Pluto" in December, 2007 and broke up just after.

"Dude I just heard of this amazing band."
"I bet they're not that good."
"No dude, it's the iLLiad, they're freakin' sweet!"

by James Crusade July 6, 2008