Saki Goggles

Phenomenon in which one's consumption of alcohol makes physically unattractive Asians appear beautiful.

I had my saki goggles on last night and woke up with an asian troll in my bed.

by BigBlake August 3, 2012

Goggle gob

The noise/definition of your girl (or guy) when taking in your meat & two veg completely and letting the cum dangle from the chin - 'like a turkey'.

That girl has to be a goggling sexpert she gobbled it all up, talk about a Goggle gobb.

by TheEverSoTalented May 29, 2023

Tinder Goggles

An effect similar to Beer Goggles, in which your increased level of hornyness results in you lowering your standards of attraction when using Tinder. The result is usually a post-orgasm you recoiling in horror when you discover who you would have potentially slept with had you continued on your current path.

I was super ready to go over to this guy's house and "watch a movie" before I rubbed one out and realized he is a mailman with a missing front tooth. Whew, Tinder Goggles almost got me again.

by Tinder McTinder October 16, 2017

gray goggles

A condition specific to male cadets at the United States military academy wherein the male cadet after only being surrounded by female cadettes lowers his standards for what he considers to be an attractive woman.

“Bro, did you hear about mark getting with Mary?”
“Yeah! She’s like a 2/10, mark has some serious gray goggles on right now”

by Thayer Menace May 15, 2024

Gully Goggles Galore

When a man places his nut sack onto the girls eyes and ejaculates into her mouth at the same time. He then pisses in her nose preventing her form breathing while fucking her box.

I just used the Gully goggles Galore on my girl last night

by Lilziv May 19, 2022

Arabian goggles

Someone's balls covering another's eyes , to act as goggles.

I'm fixing to give this bitch Arabian goggles. (Put my balls over her eyes.)

by Lol true December 17, 2016

treatment goggles

when youve had a lack of options of who to sex by being in residential treatment so long that your standards drop to unholy levels. that 5/10 you wouldve never considered now becomes much more attractive. post nut clarity hits hard with these people

"bro, did you really get with Becky??? She's literally chopped."
"man, give it 3 months and you'll also develop treatment goggles."

by skeleboner42 January 28, 2024