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You Won't Last Five Minutes Playing This Game 

A typical pornhub ad that usually advertises a sex game. If you're horny enough to click on it, be prepared to insert your address, social security number, and credit card information. If you're a fan of watching a caveman fuck a dinosaur or watching Shrek porn, it is highly recommended that you jerk off to that ad.
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Loose game 

When you approach a bundalengerz and try convince them to hold your wood
Ay H2KILLI, drop some loose game cuzz
Loose game by H2KILLI October 11, 2021

sandbox game

A free-roaming game where you can do what ever you want in it.
Eg. GTA, Spiderman, Driv3r etc. are sandbox games
sandbox game by John Weirdoloko November 4, 2007

new game smell 

when you purchase a new game and rip open the plastic open the case and take a whiff of that lovely new game smell! Possibly a human reaction like dogs sniffing stinky holes. The orgin of this action is unknown but is a closet action of many gamers. Even Ice-T does it. Look for gears of war 3 unboxing ice t on youtube!
ME: I cant wait for gears of war 3 to hit the streets!

YOU: Its already out you noob!

ME: Im going to pick it up and enjoy the new game smell!

YOU: new game smell?
new game smell by Cybercast September 28, 2011

in the game 

when someone is actively participating in organized crime or generally committing criminal acts as a source of income. Also used to refer to an individual as "not being in the game." Commonly used to refer to someone after they died in ways related to their criminal activities.
He knew the risks of the job, he was in the game.

She got killed in the crossfire but she wasn't in the game.
in the game by hoodyFPS May 29, 2021

I lost the game

The Game is an abstract concept. It involves no tangible objects, nor is it played on any physical medium. It exists in the minds of those who play it, and it never ends. That's right, you can never win The Game (though this is debatable).

In order to lose the game, you have to think about the game. Upon thinking about the game, you lose and must announce that you've lost. This forces others to lose the game, and spreads the game to new people.

So, you are now playing the game. You will soon forget about this definition, and maybe sometime soon be reminded of it somehow, thereby losing the game.
Mike: Do you want to play a game?
Kieran: Awww man! I lost the game!
Mike: Dammit, I lost the game too.

Lego game 

A term typically used to describe the platform "Roblox" due to its lego-like qualities.
Are you guys causing drama about a lego game again?
Lego game by Commieblocks April 25, 2021