David Stone

A hybrid activity in a "Scat"ergory all it's own. A cross between a Cleveland Steamer and a Rusty Trombone requiring total concentration and exceptional physical dexterity in which one shits on their own chest while giving themselves a blowjob.

Wow, that guy just did a David Stone. He should try out for the olympics.

by Cock McBalls June 4, 2008

Davish

If something is Davish, it is usually related to something being:

-A bit strange

- Over the top/ gone too far

Guy :'Nice shoes, but your toes would look better in my mouth'
Chick: 'Thats so totally Davish'

by Booooyaa! November 13, 2009

Mrs. Davis

1. The health teacher from the movie Varsity Blues that teaches her students about sex during the day, but at night she is a stripper.

2. The name for any teacher that is a part time stripper.

1. "Mrs. Davis! Bouncin' and jigglin' in my face"

2. Damn, I didn't know Mrs. Richards was a Mrs. Davis!! I saw her strippin just last night!!

by prosper44 May 15, 2007

davisologist

A specialist who studies Davis, such as his body, thoughts, and booty. They get paid in happy endings. A davisologist can usually be a male, female, or in some cases, animals.

davis: somethings winkin...
davisologist: wut?
davis: my penis.
davis: by winking i mean getting a boner.

The davisologist told davis to undress and bend over to examine him.

by big hairy larry April 10, 2008

Davima

Davima means divine in Spanish and in English, it means a bad ass chick that every one wants to be. Davima is beloved, beautiful, loyal and intense, and although she doesn't always know it, she's the sexiest woman around.

that Davima is one amazin woman

by Annieca March 11, 2010

David LaForce

David LaForce is 90 stories tall, and his adventures are legendary. With his blue ox, Marco Tanzi, David LaForce traveled across young America and helped the nation grow into the angry powerhouse it is today. He dropped his mighty axe, forming the Grand Canyon; the apple cores he would spit from his mighty mouth planted apple trees all across the country, and the stomp of his mighty boot caused the stock market to crash. He and his friend, Huck Finn, traveled down the Mississippi River and freed the slaves. David LaForce singlehandedly caused the 2004 Tsunami by waving his locks of chestnut hair in an Eastern direction.

That David LaForce is one tough son of a bitch.

by El Chalequito November 6, 2010

DavidByrd

If you ever meet him, he'll be shy at first but then come out to be someone who you fall in love with. He won't see that he's amazing, even if you tell him how perfect he is in your eyes. Gives the best hugs ever. He's someone who you wont want to go a day without seeing. If you kiss him, you'll never want to stop. He'll make you feel like you dont need anyone else. You'll feel like you dont want anyone else. You want him in your life forever. He'll drink a peanut butter cup milkshake, then poke you with the straw. You'll need him in the butt. He'll stay at your house to help you paint rainbows on your ceiling. One of the smartest people you'll ever meet. Incredibly handsome. You will never think about leaving his side because you love him with all your heart. You wont be asking much but you'll want to ask him for just one chance.

I love you, hun <3

Friend- Hey, did DavidByrd ask you out yet?
You- No, but I still love him anyway

by Tiggertot November 29, 2011