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Condomit

Some dude left a condomit on my stores floor.
by GamestopBoi123 January 28, 2019
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Condoms

Something that all people should buy before having sex. These little rubbers will help you not get STD's so next time you go to the store please buy some and don't end up in the hospital with an infection because u didn't want to spend $5 to buy some. Hospital bill will be more expensive.
Kids use Condoms before having sex, Make sure you check it and its still good to use.
by Call_me_daddyy March 12, 2019
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condomsation

When you open the packaging of a condom and some lube accidentally drips out.
Dude, I was trying to be smooth, but when I pulled it out some condomsation came out.
by rosecoloredhomo April 17, 2019
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Condom

Every Man's best friend.
Protects you from Aids and from unwillingly baby-making.
Be careful tho,as they can also break.
"Man...if it hasn't been for this Condom,I would have screwed this up"
by MVPMike April 25, 2019
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Condom

Something that is latext and gose on the penise before having sex so it can catch the cum so she dont get prego
Im not ready to have a kind lets use a condom
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u/alt-no-more uses this to dick random holes and post it on r/teenagers
u/alt-no-more: can i buy some condoms in peace?
old woman at the counter: aren't you a little too young to use these?
by u/fokalorr May 16, 2019
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Condomsation

That sweat that's on the condom when you take it off
"We out here sloppy with condomsation, man"
by dustBoxedNORTH June 17, 2019
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