Human Red Carpet

A team of midgets it red morph suits let you step on them where you go

“HIGHLY recommend this whole ‘Human Red Carpet’ thing. I just feel so superior walking on red carpet wherever I go.”

by Futt Bucker69 September 27, 2020

Carpet Snake

A smooth operator who likes to fly under the radar. Comes across as nice and well intentioned but be weary, as soon as the opportunity arises they strike.

Keep them away from the wife.

Don’t give them anything they can use against you to their advantage.

Generally less is more with these types.

Old mate is a real carpet snake, give him nothing because he’ll throw you under the bus

by Chips Magee June 10, 2022

Carpet Bomb

WOOOOOOOOO! I GOT THE FEVER! CARPET BOMB FEVER BABY! YEAH!

Hym "WOOOO! CARPET BOMB RUSSELL BRAND! SET A 24 HOUR TIMER AND THEN (IN THE WORDS OF JORDAN PETERSON) 'GIVE EM HELL!' WOOOOOOOOO!"

by Hym Iam March 17, 2025

carpet square

A term for a woman's hairy down there area.

Damn, did you see the carpet square on that chick?

by Thudgasm June 16, 2017

Carpet Grabbers

a nickname for feet

“Woah bro, get those carpet grabbers away from me”

by haroldeddystyles June 11, 2022

carpet muncher

it has the same defition of some one who likes to lick other people out

personaly i not a big fan of carpet muncher im more of a cock sucking person .... does that make me gay ? of im going to go drink my cum now :D

by Mr Shar December 28, 2008

Carpet Shark

A cat getting underfoot and circling your legs, usually in the kitchen, or living room.

Damn carpet shark's always in the way!

by Glow Poet February 12, 2025