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im batman

a gameing move mostly used in fps games where you sneek behind someone and right before you kill them with a melee move you say im batman
guy1: man i was playing halo last night and tod got behind me and im batmand me

guy2: that happend to me last week on cod
by THE RHOG November 10, 2010
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Batman

BATMAN (verb): to wear a creepy porcelain cat mask while simultaneously screaming BATMAN (preferably in the dark with an unsuspecting human)
"Dude did you see that? I just BATMAN'd the fuck out of Kate"

"I hate that bitch, lets BATMAN her when she returns from cunt-cycling"
by Wet Schmegmore December 21, 2008
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battleball

The game people play on the virtual chatroom Habbo Hotel; it sucks dick
BOYBOY25: Wanna go play some Battleball?
l0zl: Sure, I'm a good master baiter!
by BOYBOY25 August 3, 2007
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Battle Royale

Heres an improved definition.

A Japanese movie. This movie is about, basically, a government plan to reduce poverty levels by getting rid of the one thing that keeps them down, the youth of the nation. The thing is, the government passed a law called the BR act. In it, a class of 9th grade students is put on a completely deserted island with explosive collars on. If they try to take it off, it explodes. If they are in a danger zone, it explodes and any of the people who run the contest can detonate it using a remote, too. If there is more than one survivor by the end of the 3 days, all of the collars explode. Each student is given a pack with food, water, a map, a flashlight and most importantly, a weapon. SOme get cool weapons (guns), some get average weapons (sharp objects), while others get completely screwed (Nannahara's pot-lid, for example). In the movie, the class that is chosen is also given 2 new transfer students. One of the transer students (Kawada Shugo) is experienced and knows a way out. The other transfer student (Kiriyama Kazuo) is psychotic and crazy. This movie, in my opinion, is great and should be watched by everyone. It is good in every categorie (except for family friendlieness, but who looks for that?) and pretty entertaining while at the same time thought provoking! Another interesting note is that it was based off a novel and also has a manga.
I'm American but I'm not some wapanese, I liked Battle Royale alot for what it was, not just because it was Japanese.
Fav part? Probably when Kitano shot his cell phone. Best hang-up EVER! BR 2 isn't that good but it's okay.
by horror_blood August 22, 2004
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Ninja Battle Pirate

A title bestowed upon one lucky enough to have been accepted into the most powerful society in the universe.

A Ninja Battle Pirate (or NBP) is a combination of the stealth and cunning of a Ninja and the bloodthirsty savagery of a pirate. Founded by the almighty Zik Synis, the secretive society is structured around a caste system, of which their are several classes:

Overlord: Zik Synis
Suck Monkeys: Anyone who is not Overlord

It should be noted that anyone not a member of the NBP affiliation is referred to as a 'Twatflap'.

Within the exclusive NBP affiliation, there are several denominations, all of which stem from the founding chapter, 'Supernus'. The most noteable denominations include 'The Brain Stabbers', 'The Throat Stompers', and 'The Ultra Killers'.

The NBP affiliation works seperately that all political parties and organizations, due to the fact that they aren't pussies or sell-outs. While they are indeed trained in the arts of Ninjascilation, Piration, and Killery, each denomination requires a specific specialty in its members, such as Videogameometry, Sugarconsumptionitery, and Alienkillerogredy. These are just a few of the many, many specializations availale to members of the NBPA (Ninja Battle Pirate Assosiation).

Now, you may be wondering, 'how do I join this unstoppable elite force of Ninja Battle Pirates, who could school my ass at everything so fast that I wouldn't have time to shit myself?' Sadly, you cannot join without being recruited by Overlord Synis' decree. The only other way to join this guild of the gods is to be born into it. On the day of each infants birth, a number is branded onto the back of the baby's hand. The number is given to the parents, who wait at a river bank, while upstream their newborn infants are tossed into the stream. If they somehow miraculously survive the piranahs, alligators, and depth charges, they are then retrieved and cast in once more, just to make sure. If the baby survives this test, he is removed from his parents care and places in an elite training facility, where subjects are allowed to eat once every three days and spend the rest of their time training to become an officially recognized member of the NBPA.

Each NBP is allowed to chose which denomination to join, or whether to remain a pure NBP, and exist directly under Overlord Synis' command.

For more information on Overlord Synis, see Zik Synis.
Damn, that Ninja Battle Pirate just schooled my ass at everything before I even had a chance to shit myself!
by Overlord Synis August 10, 2004
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Batman a ho

In a similiar vain as spiderman a ho or superman a ho.

Batmanning a ho entails a surprise entry into the "batcave" followed by a load of skeet to chest (to symbolize the batman logo) while saying "bam, kersplat, pow, etc..." as an omage to the Adam West Batman.
"I batmanned your mom last night"

"Don't simply have sex, batman a ho"

To batman a ho is to know jesus.
by Skullthuggery December 8, 2007
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plants vs zombies battle for neighborville

big fun game for fun big gamers
me:plants vs zombies battle for neighborville is a big fun games for big fun gamers
by dhsuhwtseyftd October 2, 2019
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