Boner Surprise

When you surprise your girl with your boner and expect sex. And is met with partial success that ends with her unsatisfied. Could be worse.

Female: I really wish my boyfriend would seduce me, but all I get is boner surprise.

Male: I wanna have sex tonight. strategy? boner surprise!

Bro 1: bro! I was hanging with this new girl and she totally fell for boner surprise!
Bro 2: HA! Bro that’s so classic!! (High fives)

by Young Skeezy June 06, 2020

Knowledge Boner

When you have a sudden realization of extreme or amazing knowledge, and attempt to show it off to everyone. But no one really wants it.

HEY CINDY CHECK THIS OUT, I JUST GOT A KNOWLEDGE BONER
Go away George.

by GoldenNukes May 26, 2013

Rubix Boner

When your rubix cube is sticking out of your hoodie pocket

Ooooohhh Jacob has a rubix boner!!!

by Le Carlton May 21, 2018

golden boner

When you are masturbating with a full bladder

Mike didn’t feel like going to bathroom before he masturbated so he pull off a “Golden Boner”.

by Andy Gold February 21, 2019

Gears Boner

When you successfully destroy an enemy team by yourself as the last player standing in GEARS OF WAR!!!

Example:
Josh: Oh no, there goes Jon again with his Gears Boner...
Jon: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jon: OMG BRO I KILLED EM ALL

by Lord JONTON May 18, 2018

friendship-boner

an instance wherein two or more friends haven't seen each other in a large amount of time so they get really excited to hang out together

The two employees that were friends hadn't worked together in so long that when they saw each other they got friendship-boners and nothing got done.

by Edumacatin' Y'all September 24, 2015

Bike Boner

When a dedicated biker ether rode or mountain is in the process of buying a new bike and they won't shut up about it. A bike boner will effect both male and female riders of all ages. the bike boner is a serious problem for those around it dew to the rider's in ability to shut up about his new bike he's going to get. most commonly effects People who work at Bike shops.

Kevin: man i cant diside wether i should get the XO cranks or the stock one's on my new treck remedy.

Jason: shut up Kevin!
Kevin: Yeah your right i should totally get the XO and a FOX fork.
Jason: shut up!
Chris: Jason its just his bike boner going off, just let it pass it's court.
Kevin: OHH no i'm totally going to get Rock shock Boxer and make it more a free ride bike. YES!
Chris: Kevin SHUT UP!
Kevin: Yeah your right then i can ride a little DH that way. fuck yeah!

by Rocheman4280 June 27, 2013