4 definitions by Energy 79

Boner exhaustion

When you have rocked a boner for an extended period of time and it feels like it has had it's own workout day at the gym.

After a weekend of sex and nakedness Heather wanted more, but Aaron couldn't do it, he was clearly suffering from boner exhaustion.

by Energy 79 April 7, 2016

Krinkle

The act of liking someone a little before they become your full on crush.

Man, I think I am starting to krinkle on Ms. Carroll. She is awesome!

by Energy 79 November 25, 2015

neck shield

Giant earrings worn by a woman to protect her neck from any sensual displays of affection.

Aaron tried to kiss Heathers neck, but it was impossible because she had her favorite neck shields on.

by Energy 79 November 25, 2015

Nut shorts

The type of shorts when worn by an adult male with a mustache can possibly reveal his nuts( male genatalia) at any moment... If you look.

Dear Diary,

I really had an awesome time at the beach with Aaron. However, the date was almost ruined by his Uncle Tom running around in his 80's -nut shorts.

by Energy 79 October 5, 2016