turkey-sock

verb: the act of slapping anothers face with a sock; as if it was one's penis. The term turkey sock can also be used if the sock that is being used to slap with, contains some form of seminal residue

another: i hate you!?
one: lol at your face!?
another: why are you taking off your sock?
one: to get ya
another: ...?
one: *slaps with slightly dampened sock*
another: damn it i just got hit by a turkey-sock

by tomosapien July 21, 2010

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Get the turkey-sockmug.

Turkey is not Europe

The most frequent comment under every Reddit/Instagram/etc post that features a map of Europe. Given the country of Turkey's geographic location straddling both Europe and Asia, it is featured in almost every post with a Europe map. Most people who comment this are just trolling, pretending to be triggered over Turkey being a part of Europe. However, this is also likely linked to Turkey's recent negotiations of entrance to the European Union, which many people are strictly against.

fanmaps: Here is a map of the primary language group of each European country *features turkey*
Random user: TURKEY IS NOT EUROPE

by nickcityplanner July 18, 2020

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Get the Turkey is not Europemug.

boo turkey

Small amount, typically of knowledge.

That audit committee member doesn't know boo turkey about accounting for revenue recognition.

by Roman L. Weil, Professor Emeritus May 11, 2008

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Get the boo turkeymug.

Cold Turkey

Cold turkey is the term used to describe a turkey which is not any of the following:
hot turkey
slightly warm turkey
lemon-grass-with-pepper turkey
smothered-in-gravy turkey

My Mum forgot to cook the turkey again... so we had to have cold turkey

by turkeylover December 26, 2013

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