Cheese Touch

Cheese touch is when you're in Junior High or below and you take your semi-hard penis and touch it to a girl's face. You must poke the cheek while doing this.

Rhonda got me going ... sort of, so I gave her the cheese touch.

by Cunt, The Exalted November 14, 2011

ipod touch

crApples latest attempt to make a highly over priced, fragile peice of shit aimed at people with out brain cells.

Iflock
because you cant think for yourself

ipod touch

by what the hells a pseudonym? March 4, 2009

iPod touch

Worsest piece of junk ever made. If too many tabs on Safari are open, it crashes and goes back to home screen.

I was in the middle of reading stuff on my iPod touch and then i had to go back to Safari to continue reading. It sucks!!!

by Windows10Hater September 5, 2012

yo ma let me touch

Not so popular pick-up line very suave people use. It always works.

"Yo ma let me touch."

by mikeschneider May 22, 2006

healthy touch

any touch that nurtures the soundness of the body and mind or has positive effects on the mind and body.

A pat on the back is a healthy touch.

by trobin49 November 26, 2013

Miley Touch

Coined after Miley Cyrus
The opposite of the Midas Touch.

When someone is jinxed.

A person that lacks true talent or skills and makes what could have been or was a good thing bad.
When something is bad or broken and someone tries to fix it but fails.

My older brother tried to help me with my homework. With his Miley Touch, I still failed.
Myspace was bad and Justin Timberlake gave it the Miley Touch. It will never be good again.
My wife's cooking is so bad. I tried to cook one night , but my Miley Touch didn't help because it ended up burnt.
Her ex was so lousy in bed that he read the Kama Sutra. When he tried some new positions, his Miley Touch ended up giving him a broken penis.

by Jack Noph December 3, 2013

volvic touch

Great skill in the touching of the vulva.

In that moment, I knew she had the volvic touch.

by UnderPoweredService June 15, 2017