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Jump Touch 

a celebratory leap of joy into a fellow leaper, often connecting at the chest, bumping in mid-air to express feelings of joy. This is primarily seen from athletes at sporting events, birthday parties, dog races, and SAT testing facilities.
Jimmy just scored a touchdown. In celebration, Johnny ran up to him for a jump touch as the crowd went wild.
Jump Touch by David Peck March 28, 2008
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Muzzle touch 

In Gears of war two, running up so close to an enemy that, upon the pulling of the trigger, results in multiple organs and/or brain matter splattering on the wall.

For best results try with a shotgun (obviously!)
Dude I just muzzle touched that grub with my shotgun! Now I can see what he had for lunch!Awesome!
Muzzle touch by paltrygrunt June 26, 2009

Northern Touch 

The King of da mawfuckin world !!
Da one who runs shit n exposez dem bitch ass wankstaz
Northern Touch by Northern Touch January 4, 2004

aim high and touch the sky 

the gangsta way of giving your friend the "all-clear" to approach and attempt to seduce a female with his (or her) lower regions. It can also be used as an ok to allow one's lower genetilia to become active. In other words, its boner time.
We were all alone, and she was half naked and drunk so I knew it was time to aim high and touch the sky.

"Dude, she's hot"
"Ohhhh I know. id smack that ass into next week"
"Holy shit dude, you know what i think?"
"What?"
"I think its time...

time for u to aim high touch the sky"

Two Hand Touch 

A sexual act between a man and a woman where the man always has both of his hands somewhere on her body, this usually ends up in her getting fingered in the ass and vagina at the same time.
Guy 1:"Yo last night I used the two hand touch on this girl"
Guy 2:"Nice bro so you used both you're hands at all times so you could finger her in the ass and vagina at the same time?"
Guy 1:"Yeah mate she moaned so loud, It was so hot!"

Cheese Touch 

Cheese touch is when you're in Junior High or below and you take your semi-hard penis and touch it to a girl's face. You must poke the cheek while doing this.
Rhonda got me going ... sort of, so I gave her the cheese touch.
Cheese Touch by Cunt, The Exalted November 14, 2011

ipod touch 

crApples latest attempt to make a highly over priced, fragile peice of shit aimed at people with out brain cells.
Iflock
because you cant think for yourself

ipod touch