courtney-tard 

A Courtney Love fan who will forgive just about any of her many transgressions.

Even though Courtney name-drops and prays for Prada, I still love the old cow because I'm such a courtney-tard!

courtney-tard by Buckeroo December 17, 2006

Couche Tard 

(Noun). The perfect phonetic contraction of "cock-sucking, douche-bag retard" used to describe only the most insufferable examples of self-righteous, holier-than-thou, alpha-male bullshit.

1: "In a shameless attempt to impress 'the Talent', the Couche Tard waxed quixotic about the recipe for braised endives his mother picked up in the south of France to the effect of rage and nausea."
2: "The authors of definitions 3 and 4 (above) are total Couche Tards."

Couche Tard by Boosh81 April 23, 2010

e-tard 

The dumbshits who make ecstasy traffickers and manufacturers rich.

Johnny's money he uses to buy ecstasy goes directly into the pockets of some ecstasy manufacturer in the Netherlands. That e-tard needs to chill with the tabs.

e-tard by Ifucanreadthisgoodjob July 31, 2006

R-tard 

A high degree of retardation.

John:Hey man im a level 9 Knight i pone!
Clarance:You R-tard its pwn not pone.

R-tard by Bamfreakintastic February 26, 2008

Fuck-Tard 

When somebody is so obviously retarded...cant take a single hint and they piss everyone off. They act totally gay and try way to hard to be funny. the combination of a ''fuckin retard'' : fuck-tard

Chik 1:
Hey, this guy totally tried to impersonate Seth Rogan,which I totally love Seth MuthaFuckin Rogan..not only was he NOT funny..he was 5 foot ugly..smelled like dirty vag..and when he laughed in my face I almost choked to death on his rotten ass-fuck dead-stank-breath! He really thought I liked him and he would NOT leave..!! LMAO!

Chik 2:
What a FUCK-TARD!!!

Chik 3: Yea..fuck-tards mhmm everyday..

Chik 1: Where the fuck did you come from chik# 3???

Chik 2: OMG!!!!!! ANOTHER FUCK-TARD!! THERE EVERYWHERE!!!!!

Fuck-Tard aka Chik #3: UUHHHGGGHHMMMMEEWW!!! I WAS JUST TRYIN TO BE AWSEOME LIKE YOUU..awww mann I hate my life!

Random Dude walkin by: I HATE YOUR LIFE TO BITCH! ( random dude most likely a fuck-tard)

Fuck-Tard by MadiMadiMadi February 27, 2010

/b/tard 

A netizen from ebaums who create havoc all over the Interwebs.

the ebaums /b/tards did it.

/b/tard by Oldcahn July 3, 2009

couche tard 

An extremely dumb or annoying person; can be shortened to simply "couche".

Stop being a couche tard!
You're such a couche.

couche tard by Al February 3, 2005