Definitions by Boosh81

Couche Tard 

(Noun). The perfect phonetic contraction of "cock-sucking, douche-bag retard" used to describe only the most insufferable examples of self-righteous, holier-than-thou, alpha-male bullshit.

1: "In a shameless attempt to impress 'the Talent', the Couche Tard waxed quixotic about the recipe for braised endives his mother picked up in the south of France to the effect of rage and nausea."
2: "The authors of definitions 3 and 4 (above) are total Couche Tards."

Couche Tard by Boosh81 April 23, 2010

the exhilarator 

One in the pink, one in the stink. But, with fists.

Some women can't be shocked. Some women need something extra; something special. They need to feel exhilaration. They need the exhilarator.

the exhilarator by Boosh81 July 26, 2009