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Velvet Two Stripes

1. A Term To Describe A Pair Of Cheap Two Stripe Trackies, Usually Lonsdale.

2. A Term Famous Around Clackmannanshire Scotland, The Craze Stared By Two Twins After Their Friend Posted A Picture Of Himself Wearing Two Stripes, The Term Then Began To Be Used As An Insult.
Look At That Gimp and His Velvet Two Stripes.
by Fagface November 11, 2008
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Missed a strike

A phrase used to hide your utter disappointment and anger when you nearly have a perfect run of something but then at the last moment you fail.
Guy 1:
I missed a strike after having a week of compliments and then one damn insult. Agh!
Now I feel terrible as if the other good things don't count.

Guy 2:
I was totally chatting up this girl and thought I was in when she dropped the boyfriend bomb as I went to kiss her. Agh!
by Toothpaste Salad February 28, 2009
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Richard Striegel

a awesome, sexy ass mofo that is married to his beautiful wife named Kali.... :). they say he has "swagger", what ever the fuck that means...
Richard Striegel has swagger like jd.
by Peter23423423432423 September 3, 2011
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Stripe

When you blow your load and leave a line of jizz across someone's face, chest, or back.
See that chick over there? I striped her last night.
by yetisexer February 27, 2009
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strikes

He drives a red Blazer with white strikes.
by Jonni B. Gorf October 20, 2003
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Cloud Stryfe

Cloud Stryfe, young blonde male, ex fighter from the organisation named SOLDIER.
Always carrying a back-breakingly huge weapon, usualy indulges in his un-healthy obsession with dead women named aries and big,feathery creatures more commonly known as CHOCOBO's.
Very strange person.

Also see Final Fantasy seven
Yeah, crayzee blonde dude from ff7, thats CLOUD STRYFE
Name often also spelt: Cloud STRIFE.
by Fayeski October 20, 2005
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Counter-Strike

1. The best online FPS EVER.
2. A hive of n00bs, 1337 and all that's in between.
3. A hive of n00bs.
4. A hive of 1337 faggots.
5. A good place to laugh your life away.
1. Play it and see.
2. See above.
3. See above.
4. See sbove.
5. See above. It's even better if you're high.
by Psydon September 14, 2004
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