sponge

a heavy drinker

That guy laying in a pool of his own piss is a sponge.

by Nmugsy January 31, 2004

Spongebob

Short sweet and to the point, Spongebob is the antichrist, sent here to poison the youth of the world.

Spongebob will take over the world so that he can have nightly butt sex with Inuyasha.

by Griff March 24, 2005

SpongeBob

The show that after the second season made most kids gay

I Just got a boner from watchign spongebob and patrick hug.

by CPa SWR May 18, 2010

shonce

A service one pays for on a monthly and sometimes weekly basis depending on where you live in order to be covered in case of an accident.

Say my man, how much does my my shonce cost for a 1976 pinto.

by bubba carter January 7, 2008

Spongebob Squarepants

The ultimate badass.

Spongebob Squarepants IS the funniest cartoon on Nick

by kingofbergers September 7, 2011

Spongebob

An annoying yellow sponge who's laugh makes you want to kill yourself.

"Dude I just watched spongebob"
"I can't take spongebobs laugh"

by Brisimonetti November 11, 2014

german sponge bath

Having any exposed extremity licked obsessively while asleep or unconcious by a dachshund or any other breed of German dog.

Upon waking I discovered that I was coated in a thin film of saliva due to the German sponge bath I received after passing out. I should stop drinking tequila.

by henchman May 19, 2006