4 definitions by henchman
Tim: Yo chief check these guns (biceps)
Bill: Fuck off Roid everyone knows you've been jabbing your arse.
Bill: Fuck off Roid everyone knows you've been jabbing your arse.
by henchman September 8, 2019
Having any exposed extremity licked obsessively while asleep or unconcious by a dachshund or any other breed of German dog.
Upon waking I discovered that I was coated in a thin film of saliva due to the German sponge bath I received after passing out. I should stop drinking tequila.
by henchman May 12, 2006
An individual who can be considered simple or of similar mongitude.
Someone daft or even in special circumstances a bullshitter.
Someone daft or even in special circumstances a bullshitter.
1)
Jim: I cut my hair yesterday with a knife and fork.
Gaz: Fuck me Jim Quasimodo has had smarter haircuts.
2)
Joe: I ran 2 miles in 5 minutes last week.
Brian: give it a rest Quasimodo, everyone is tired of your bullshit.
Jim: I cut my hair yesterday with a knife and fork.
Gaz: Fuck me Jim Quasimodo has had smarter haircuts.
2)
Joe: I ran 2 miles in 5 minutes last week.
Brian: give it a rest Quasimodo, everyone is tired of your bullshit.
by henchman September 8, 2019