sloppy brainfreeze

during sex you shove your dick deep into one of her nostrils and bust your fat load down her nose then kick her tits and run of

person 1: my mom took away my xbox so i gave her the sloppy brainfreeze and got the fuck out

person 2: what the fuck is wrong with you?

by it is me again November 3, 2020

The Sloppy Joe

When a man shits in a womans vagina and begins to eat the woman out.

I gave your sister the sloppy joe last night.

by BombDroppin April 3, 2009

sloppy dumbo

Directly before you cum, you pull out and ejaculate in your partners ear.

Oh, my god he gave me a sloppy dumbo. I think I'm in love.

by double pee March 15, 2009

Splippa

A combining of two foods that do not belong together.

Matt took uncooked stoufers mac and cheese and mixed it with diet Pepsi to create a grotesque concoction, some called it splippa

by Lip Slayer March 27, 2010

sloppapotamus

(noun)-Combination of a "slop-tart" and "hippopotamus" as quoted by Mike the "situation" on Jersey shore. In otherwords, a really drunk, sloppy bitch that has no regard for her appearance. AKA Deena, also on Jersey Shore

Deena was falling all over the place and turned into a complete sloppapotamus.

by br92 March 11, 2011

Sloppy Pete

The drunkest man on the 43-man Squamish squad.

Liam Harris is a hell of a full-frummert, but he sure is the Sloppy Pete of that Hungry Hill team.

by Jimbo "Toots" Terwilliger July 29, 2011

Sloppy Carmichael

The act of drooling into ones sphincter then letting it leak back into your mouth and using it as mouth wash. Then proceeding to makeout with your partner.

I watched Nick and his girlfriend perform a sloppy carmichael, it was disgusting!

by Bthibs October 14, 2011