cosby sweater

The sexual act of vomiting fruity pebbles onto your lover's genitalia and then pleasuring him/her. The result should look like one of Bill Cosby's wardrobe nightmares from his hit '80s TV show.

I gave my ex-boyfriend a cosby sweater because I'm a sexual deviant.

by anonymousmanofmanynicefaces September 26, 2006

Sweatervest

An overt use of something wholesome stodgy and clean to cover up a dirty act.

Stephen Harper's performance was so sweatervested.
That report on the War in Afghanistan was definitely sweatervested to hide the truth.
The catholic church is constantly sweatervesting the past.
That news report was such a sweatervest.

by ophelia3 October 5, 2009

sweater nipples

The small bumps on the shoulders of a sweater after you have taken said sweater off a hanger.

"How can I get rid of these sweater nipples?"

by taylor1983 December 9, 2008

sweaties

1. Misspelling of sweeties.

2. When hard work and determination meet.

"Women seem to believe they are superior to everyone else. Them damn sweaties!"

"I was sweaties, flipping couch cushions to find my keys."

by sweaties May 9, 2013

derf sweat

When playing in extreme sports or running. Or fucking for so long and hard that you begin to perspire on your derf. (space between your balls and asshole.)

Shit Sydney! You made me get derf sweat! But damn that pussy was good!

by tit fucker November 8, 2007

cosby sweater

The type of sweater that everybody idolizes you for wearing, often worn in the days of "the cosby show" by suave debonair Bill Cosby. Usually described with such words as Frizzle Frazzle.

"Have you seen Zach's new cosby sweater?! He is so fashionable!"

by Spudular July 21, 2008

Sacramento Sweater

A song by the Scottish Rock band "Arthouse".

"Dude, the drummer from Arthouse Cleveland Steamer'd his drum-kit during Sacramento Sweater at their show last night!"

by Dr Feelgood2457 March 23, 2010