storm

A rare male with extraordinary powers over life, in general, but with special expertise in corralling females. Many believed the Storm species was extinct until a recent spotting in central Ohio.

Storm comes out on top again. Man, what I would give to be Storm for one night

by Champ1999 August 27, 2009

any port in a storm

1. A saying indicating that no choice offers more advantage in certain situations where time is the most important factor to consider in making a decision.

1: Damn, I am so horny I would lay that fat bag in the corner.
2: Yah well, any port in a storm.

by pootie tang November 25, 2003

but the point of the story is, your mother's a whore

1.When you are telling a story and have engaged a listener but realize that the climax of the story is not nearly as enthralling as the build up, this phrase is used to complete your story with an unexpected slam on the listener instead of trailing it off at the end and disappointing yourself and your audience.

2. Alternative ending to a "and then I found five dollars" type of story.

"Today I got to work a little late and there were rumors about my company letting some people go. This afternoon, my boss called me into his office and sat me down across from him with a solemn look on his face... and well, he didn't fire me, but the point of the story is, your mother's a whore."

by scass May 18, 2010

Storm the Rusty Castle

When eating out a girl, you repeatedly thrust your nose into her anus.

Dave: Hey, how'd your date go last night?

Art: It started out well, but when we got back to her apartment she wanted me to storm the rusty castle

Dave: That's really nasty dude

Art: Yeah, I'm not calling her for a second date any time soon.

by KISSarmysoldier August 14, 2011

storking

stroking ones penis to increase length and girth in an attempt to impress peers.

Conner quit storking your dick you tool.

by brantford winstonworth TGOPBB April 26, 2011

Sex Stories

Jack walked in.
He flung himself onto the bed, leaning in for a passionate kiss. He dry humped me while ripping his shirt off. He then took mine off. I was now only in a bra, shorts, and panties. While we were dry humping I felt his dick get hard. He then unclasped my bra, rubbing my tits in a circular motion while kissing me. He pulled my shorts down and clasped my hand onto the side of the bed with handcuffs. He took the ice, and rubbed it along my inner thigh, sending shivers down my spine. He ripped off my panties and tied each of my legs to each side of the bed. My legs were spread open. I was soaked. He then ripped his shorts and boxers off and rubbed his hands on my clit. I moaned, bucking up my hips instantly, he slipped a few fingers inside. He then took his hands out, and I opened my mouth: "Let me suck you." I said, breathing heavily with need. He smiled, shoving his dick into my mouth. I began to suck. He let out a moan and started to thrust in my mouth. Cum squirted into my mouth. I licked it up, he then bent down and licked my clit back and forth. I shrieked He then stuck his tongue inside me, and I instantly had an orgasm. I cummed. He gave me a quick kiss, I tasted myself on his lips. He then shoved his 8" dick inside me. I moaned, hips bucking. He started to thrust, powerful thrusts. He hit my G-Spot and cummed all over him. He cummed at the exact same time and I felt our juices mix together.

Sex stories is when people have intercourse or smth

by Uhmmmm. Who cares? January 25, 2022

Store Security Agent

1. The personification of absolute divine* retribution.

*Superhuman; godlike.

2. The willing dispatchers of spilt beer can goblins, and those that have a bouncy walk.

3. Regulators,regulated.

4. Ones willing to grab nappy, smelly dreadlocks, to gain control of a thief, in order to regulate the theft of merchandise.

latin: absolutus talio-onis

1. Did you see that store security agent tackle that can goblin?


2. That store security agent just punched out that bouncy walking meth fiend.

by THE DCT November 10, 2004