2 definitions by pootie tang

1. A saying indicating that no choice offers more advantage in certain situations where time is the most important factor to consider in making a decision.
1: Damn, I am so horny I would lay that fat bag in the corner.
2: Yah well, any port in a storm.
by pootie tang November 26, 2003
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Means horrifing, frightening, or scary.Used in black or hick talk.
That nigga blished the shit outta me.
by pootie tang March 6, 2005
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