shopped

An image that has been altered with Adobe® Photoshop® software, usually for humorous effect.

There exists certain photoshop-isms, that is to say, recurring trends such as Admiral Ackbar pointing out traps or the infamous zerg rush.

Fark.com, SomethingAwful.com and Worth1000.com have excellent examples of shopped images.

LOL! I shopped a picture of George Bush and Osama Bin Laden to make it look like they're kissing! LOL!!!!11

by Suvorov August 2, 2004

window shopping

when you go around the mall looking through store windows and you stare at things but you don't actually buy stuff.

nt t th mall th th day bt snc ddnt' hav any mny jst nt nd shng

by P Ha July 29, 2004

stopperage

The stopperage is a sex position. The woman lies on her back with a cushion beneath her buttocks, and the man kneels or lies on top of her while pressing her thighs against her chest. The vagina will be tighter and the cervix will be pushed forward, so the penis presses against the cervix when thrusting.

I layed my bitch on the couch but i couldnt find a cushion so the stopperage sucked.

by Killer Mike May 18, 2006

The Sloppy Joe

An act in which your ass is applied to the victims face and you shit diarrhea. (similar to a teabag but much worse)

He gave me The Sloppy Joe and every thing smelt like shit for two weeks.

by Bobboe February 23, 2004

Cop Stoppers

Also known as bullets

Can I please get a box of 9mm cop stoppers?

by Mr, Big January 28, 2008

Shopper's Hair

when you go shopping a lot and when you try on a lot of shirts and then look in the mirror...your hair is all messed up

I got Shopper's Hair because i was in a hurry to try on all the shirts in that store, now i really need a brush

by Lizbeth77 June 12, 2008

Sloppy Noodle

When you buy some rubber sheets, lube, and a big black dildo and go to town.

DUDE I just got a sloppy noodle, let's go to town!

by Dr. Noodles. August 15, 2009