australian football team and the real winners of the world cup robbed by italy. best players include bresciano, kewell but injury prone, neill and aloisi
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noun.
Female with a strong type A personality with a skewed sense of civic responsibility coupled with a need to enforce political correctness on to others. Usually a hypocrite.
The term soccermom was not originally disparaging. It was used to refer to a Mom who takes her children as well as other children to their little league soccer game.
Soccermoms promote the following philosophies:
- winning is not important
- soccer is good because it is non violent
- no child should feel bad if they did not play well
- trophies awarded to every child
- removal of keeping score from the game
These philosophies are enforced in the brain of the soccermom to compensate for the fact that their kid does not play the game well.
Soccermom's are usually hypocrites as evidenced below:
- are vegetarians but cooks exotic dinners for the family that require eggs, fish and poultry
- believes in equality for all (but has no problem calling the driver ahead of her a 'chink' for cutting her off)
- supports PETA (enough said)
- supports Green Peace (but drives an SUV)
- a strong supporter of recycling only when convenient (if her blue box is full, the cans go in the garbage)
The worst soccermoms are the ones that have a bumper sticker on their SUV that reads: "IM A SOCCERMOM!"
Totally opposite of a Hockeymom
Soccermoms are the prime reason of cultural erosion in North America.
Female with a strong type A personality with a skewed sense of civic responsibility coupled with a need to enforce political correctness on to others. Usually a hypocrite.
The term soccermom was not originally disparaging. It was used to refer to a Mom who takes her children as well as other children to their little league soccer game.
Soccermoms promote the following philosophies:
- winning is not important
- soccer is good because it is non violent
- no child should feel bad if they did not play well
- trophies awarded to every child
- removal of keeping score from the game
These philosophies are enforced in the brain of the soccermom to compensate for the fact that their kid does not play the game well.
Soccermom's are usually hypocrites as evidenced below:
- are vegetarians but cooks exotic dinners for the family that require eggs, fish and poultry
- believes in equality for all (but has no problem calling the driver ahead of her a 'chink' for cutting her off)
- supports PETA (enough said)
- supports Green Peace (but drives an SUV)
- a strong supporter of recycling only when convenient (if her blue box is full, the cans go in the garbage)
The worst soccermoms are the ones that have a bumper sticker on their SUV that reads: "IM A SOCCERMOM!"
Totally opposite of a Hockeymom
Soccermoms are the prime reason of cultural erosion in North America.
Billy: Hey can your Mom give me a ride to practice?
Johnny: Sure, I'll ask, she's taking 7 other kids too
Billy: Cool, she's a Soccermom, huh? Hey, does she still make you those rye and buckwheat sandwiches?
Johnny: ya, but I just throw them out
Billy: Yeah I would too. I got a steak in my lunch today.
Johnny: damn! That's cause your mom is a Hockey mom!
Billy: Yeah, my mom sets shit straight, unlike your Soccer mom!
Johnny (sobbing): yeeah..
Johnny: Sure, I'll ask, she's taking 7 other kids too
Billy: Cool, she's a Soccermom, huh? Hey, does she still make you those rye and buckwheat sandwiches?
Johnny: ya, but I just throw them out
Billy: Yeah I would too. I got a steak in my lunch today.
Johnny: damn! That's cause your mom is a Hockey mom!
Billy: Yeah, my mom sets shit straight, unlike your Soccer mom!
Johnny (sobbing): yeeah..
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Most soccermoms now drive SUVs but until 2001, most drove Volvos. (See also: bimbo-box).
You can easily spot a soccermom on the roadways as they have a bumper sticker that reads "MONTGOMERY SOCCER" or one that reads "My Child Is An Honor Student At xxxx Middle School."
They usually live in Montgomery County - Potomac, Rockville, and sometimes
in Takoma Park. Some live in Fairfax County, Northern Virginia.
Most are MILFs or yummy mummys and are married to rich guys. Those that are fugly are married to rich guys who have unusual tastes.
Most soccermoms now drive SUVs but until 2001, most drove Volvos. (See also: bimbo-box).
You can easily spot a soccermom on the roadways as they have a bumper sticker that reads "MONTGOMERY SOCCER" or one that reads "My Child Is An Honor Student At xxxx Middle School."
They usually live in Montgomery County - Potomac, Rockville, and sometimes
in Takoma Park. Some live in Fairfax County, Northern Virginia.
Most are MILFs or yummy mummys and are married to rich guys. Those that are fugly are married to rich guys who have unusual tastes.
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Girl 2 "Yeah, I fucked a sorcerer last night
Girl 1 " Did you pull a sorcerer's moan?"
Girl 2 "Yeah, of course"
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Get the Sorcerer stoned mug.A soccor mom is someone who drives a huge ass SUV, and is just annoying.
They are feminazis and they are the reason parental controls exist. They call their kids angels, and dont care if they go to prison for murder, they are still angels to them.
Soccor mums also have stickers like "My kid is a proud graduate of (insert name here) elementary school" or "My kid plays for (insert town or city name) soccor league"
You can also pick them out from a croud because they drive at like 40-50mph on the interstate, with a 55-70mph speed limit.
So next time you go to suburban america, watch out for them, and walk away if you see one.
They are feminazis and they are the reason parental controls exist. They call their kids angels, and dont care if they go to prison for murder, they are still angels to them.
Soccor mums also have stickers like "My kid is a proud graduate of (insert name here) elementary school" or "My kid plays for (insert town or city name) soccor league"
You can also pick them out from a croud because they drive at like 40-50mph on the interstate, with a 55-70mph speed limit.
So next time you go to suburban america, watch out for them, and walk away if you see one.
Ex1:
Person: buys a copy of red dead redemption 2 at gamestop
Soccor mum: HEY DONT GET THAT THERE ARE KIDS PRESENT
Person: shut up
Soccor Mum: MY KIDS CANT HEAR THAT THEY ARE TOO GOOD FOR YOU!
Ex2:
Person: gets in a crash because soccer mom is going 35 mph on a 65mph speed limit freeway
Soccor mom: OMG YOU CRASHED MY CAR!
Person: no, you were going 35 mph in a -
Soccor mom: OMG BRADLEYS GONNA BE LATE FOR (insert sport or activity here)!!
Person: Youll have to pay
Soccor Mom: YOU HAVE TO PAY!!
Soccor mom: *drives away*
Person: buys a copy of red dead redemption 2 at gamestop
Soccor mum: HEY DONT GET THAT THERE ARE KIDS PRESENT
Person: shut up
Soccor Mum: MY KIDS CANT HEAR THAT THEY ARE TOO GOOD FOR YOU!
Ex2:
Person: gets in a crash because soccer mom is going 35 mph on a 65mph speed limit freeway
Soccor mom: OMG YOU CRASHED MY CAR!
Person: no, you were going 35 mph in a -
Soccor mom: OMG BRADLEYS GONNA BE LATE FOR (insert sport or activity here)!!
Person: Youll have to pay
Soccor Mom: YOU HAVE TO PAY!!
Soccor mom: *drives away*
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