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Dirty Scott

To be dancing with a female at a party as a male, and start having manual sex with said female against a wall.
"Dude, this chick was grinding on me so hard at that party, I just had to dirty Scott that bitch. It was fucked up."
by THE Dirty Scott October 30, 2011
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scots

The Anglo-Saxon language of Scotland. Native to the Lothians and Borders ( and historically all of Northumbria in England ) it spread over centuries and displaced Gaelic - the native Scottish language - from most of the Lowlands. Most famous examples of the language are probably found in the poetry of Robert Burns. There has been much debate, which is ongoing, over whether or not Lowland Scots is a language in its own right or a dialect of English.
Scots, wha hae wi' Wallace bled,
Scots, wham Bruce has aften led,
Welcome to your gory bed
Or to victorie!
by siarach April 18, 2006
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Pork Scotch sandals

Crabby, disgusting sandals worn on the piggy trotters of little fat security guards who think its cool to holiday in South Africa.
Sweet Jesus. What's that little fat twat wearing on its filthy feet?

Pork Scotch sandals. He thinks they're cool because he's such a ridiculous moron.
by Flappy Dickwad May 7, 2009
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scooter stick

The wooden stick attached to a bottle rocket. Used to hold the rocket in a bottle or a good gripper for throwing said rocket.
The scooter stick on that rocket saved my life....
by ChrisS21 October 21, 2007
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scoregasm

when someone overreacts to a goal or touchdown in sports
Joe had a scoregasm today in gym class, he's such a jerk.
by JesusFrenzy November 25, 2011
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Nega Scott

1. a villain in Scott Pilgrim
2. an annoying user on xat with ID ShangDynasty who sexually god mods and is obsessed with sex, unknown why he has friends.
(1.) {No sentence available}
(2.) Stop it Nega Scott!
by Speak With Your Heart May 25, 2014
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Styrofoam Scot

A Styrofoam Scot or a “Styro” is a person usually (but not always) from the USA or Canada who is overly obsessed with Scotland and their Scottish heritage. They confuse heritage with nationality and claim to be a Scot themselves without ever living in Scotland, experiencing a Scottish upbringing or the culture firsthand.
Many Styrofoam Scots romanticise Scotland and base their view of the nation around popular media that does not represent modern day life such as the series Outlander or the movie Braveheart.

Common actions of Styrofoam Scots include wearing ill fitting “kilts”, bragging about their high percentage of Scottish DNA from an Ancestry test or getting a tattoo of a cheesy quote written in poorly translated Gàidhlig.

Harmful behaviour carried out by Styrofoam Scots include claiming to be more Scottish than people who live within the country due to race or DNA, explaining Scottish issues to Scots in a condescending manner and completely taking over Scots Wikipedia. The latter causing extreme damage to the Scots language due to thousands of articles written in unintelligible Scots by an American born Styrofoam.

Online behaviour includes Styros referring to the Scottish people as “Scotch” or “Scotts” and scolding Scottish nationals for their colourful language and rough sense of humour. After “getting telt” and having the complete piss ripped out of them by real Scots they are often severely offended and proceed to throw a tantrum or fall into a “Styro Sulk”.
“Aw naw a Styrofoam Scot made liquified stovies. It’s pure geein me the boak!”

“Shut up Ron. No one cares about your 23 and me results. You’re nothing but a styro!”

Check the nick o’ that Styrofoam’s kilt!”
“That’s no even a kilt. It’s a fuckin skirt Greg!”

“Did ye hear aboot thit Styro basturt. Pure fucked up the Scots Wiki. A cannae understun any of the pish he’s wrote!”
by Methy2000 January 16, 2021
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