Sammich

A sandwich made with pure love, typically by a Sgt that cares.

the Sgt made you a sammich now eat it! that's an order!

by icebluecan June 30, 2012

Sammamish

A little town in Washington up on a plateau that looks like would be a fun place but in reality to all the people who live there, there's nothing to do. Well besides smoke weed and hook up with fuckboys which is what most girls do. There are plenty of drug dealers who will give you terrible deals and always rip you off. Girls are such bitches and most of the guys have small dicks. Most girls are super self conscious and beat each other up behind their backs. Most younger girls here in middle school are also probably going to loose their virginity in less that a year because they are used to sucking guys off and being fingered. Inglewood Middle School is one of the more popular schools in Sammamish and carries plenty of sluts, whores, and fuck boys and its literally hell. Then theres the popular high school, Eastlake. There are drug dealers down every hallway and plenty of people will glare at you along the way. Every has sent nudes here and practically everyone has everyone's. Parents are normally super chill, they either dont give a fuck about what their kids are doing or they have no idea what their doing behind the scenes. Every girl owns or atleast wants lululemons just so their ass looks huge. But its still fun here even though there are really rough conditions up here on the plateau.

Hey guys, we should totally go hook up with some Sammamish girls, I hear their down for a good time.

by anuberconcernedcitizen June 27, 2015

sammich

A nice little pussy wedged between a set of buns

Last night, I had me a sammich. Nuf said

by DanDanNoodles January 10, 2008

sammage

Term used to define the act of getting verbally destroyed by someone who is using sam on Microsoft text to speech.

As the result of such utter and horrible sammage derrick proceeded to sit quietly for the rest of the night

by imsannr December 4, 2007

Sammer

A type of female who is really hyper and sometimes somewhat annoying. A Sammer can automatically make any situation really awkward and she laughs at really inappropriate times. She drinks alot and loves to party, and when she's drunk she sometimes confesses her love for her bestfriends. People get tired of her really easily and usually like her alter-ego alot better.

Person: My cat just died.... I watched the whole thing happen....:(
Sammer: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHH i bet it was hilarious.

by IDUNTGOTSONE February 23, 2008

Sammed

To ejeculate or cause someone to orgasm without physical cause merely with eye-contact.

she looked at me and i totally Sammed in my pants.

by ewokery October 21, 2009

sammamish

A town in WAshington were Bartells is da ghetto everyone has a hissy fit if you pull a leaf off a tree because they're tree huggers, and the cops visit you if your to rowdy

Lets go throw rocks at trees o wait were in sammamish its against the law

by poopfag12222 June 4, 2007