Guy 1: Hey, why are Princess Diana and mobile phones the same?
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: They both die in tunnels.
Guy 2: proceeds to laugh
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: They both die in tunnels.
Guy 2: proceeds to laugh
by robsenatorish May 09, 2007
pink smoothies, reading in bed, workouts in pretty pink sets, 10 step skincare routines, jewellery while she works out, the ultimate girly green juice girl.
by charl<3 March 08, 2022
An attractive and very intelligent girl, who is loyal and kind and loves her friends while waging war upon her enemies. Basically everyone wishes they could be a Polish girl.
Daaaaaaaaam Ms Zawadzka! Lord have mercy! God is my shepherd, and he knows what I want and that is a Polish American Princess.
by Kebasa December 27, 2011
Being awkward at almost everything in life, except for one thing which you are amazing at.
The character Casey in the movie Ice Princess is an awkward physics nerd until she starts figure skating, which, turns out, she is amazing at.
The character Casey in the movie Ice Princess is an awkward physics nerd until she starts figure skating, which, turns out, she is amazing at.
Genevieve: "Arranging the plates in the dishwasher efficiently is totally NOT my Ice Princess."
or
Guy 1: "Wow, why is Stacy talking to Rob? She's gorgeous and he's such a geek."
Guy 2: "Ah but you see, chatting up hot chicks is his Ice Princess."
or
Guy 1: "Wow, why is Stacy talking to Rob? She's gorgeous and he's such a geek."
Guy 2: "Ah but you see, chatting up hot chicks is his Ice Princess."
by ThugMansion March 27, 2009
This position is used to show your girl you truly adore her with a little surprise right as you put it in.
The following steps define this sex position:
1. Don’t be sloppy on the job and forget to warm her up first!
2. When the time is nigh, flip her over on her belly, legs together, with a pillow of sorts under her pelvis to prop her ass up without any strain on her part. She should also be resting on her forearms (this will be important for the defining bit of this position)
3. Then, as she can’t see you, grab the ice cream, cupcake, mochi, or another of her favorite deserts that you’ve hidden close by, and right as you enter her, simultaneously bring the dessert into her line of sight.
4. As you slowly fuck her, spoon feed her the desert so that she doesn’t even have to lift a finger.
5. You’ve succeeded if she doesn’t have to do any work as you put delightful things in various holes.
Extra credit if you have the core strength to massage her clit with your free hand.
The following steps define this sex position:
1. Don’t be sloppy on the job and forget to warm her up first!
2. When the time is nigh, flip her over on her belly, legs together, with a pillow of sorts under her pelvis to prop her ass up without any strain on her part. She should also be resting on her forearms (this will be important for the defining bit of this position)
3. Then, as she can’t see you, grab the ice cream, cupcake, mochi, or another of her favorite deserts that you’ve hidden close by, and right as you enter her, simultaneously bring the dessert into her line of sight.
4. As you slowly fuck her, spoon feed her the desert so that she doesn’t even have to lift a finger.
5. You’ve succeeded if she doesn’t have to do any work as you put delightful things in various holes.
Extra credit if you have the core strength to massage her clit with your free hand.
So we were doing The Princess (sex position), right, because it was our anniversary and all, and then get this, she spits out the ice cream in the middle of it, tells me I got the wrong kind, and that if I want to continue I'll have to go back to the store and return with her other favorite flavor.
by agr3.14 April 11, 2018
The future queen of Sweden who almost lost her crown
to her younger brother before the law was changed so that
the oldest child would become monarch, regardless of gender.
She has a very sassy daughter and hot husband and basically
comes from a beautiful family. She's way more popular than
her father, King Carl Gustav.
to her younger brother before the law was changed so that
the oldest child would become monarch, regardless of gender.
She has a very sassy daughter and hot husband and basically
comes from a beautiful family. She's way more popular than
her father, King Carl Gustav.
Person 1: "Did you know that Mary Ellen almost lost her father's inheritence to her younger brother?"
Person 2: "Yeah, she's such a Crown Princess Victoria now."
Person 2: "Yeah, she's such a Crown Princess Victoria now."
by mileyissaucy November 20, 2013
A declaration made by Wesley (disguised as the Dread Pirate Roberts) to Buttercup in The Princess Bride
Buttercup: “You mock my pain!”
Wesley: “Life is pain, Princess! Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.”
Wesley: “Life is pain, Princess! Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.”
by Dr. Sago March 07, 2019