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cock helmet

1. This is any helmet that has a large cock/dildo attached to the front of it. The helmet should ideally have a chin-strap for extra added control. Depending on the size of the cock this item can really attract some great attention. It's a lot of fun to use too.

2. The head of the penis.
He wore his cock helmet out on Halloween and every dirty-nurse, french-maid, sexy slut out that night couldn't keep themselves from hanging from it.

She did a wonderful job of working my cock helmet as she gave me fellatio.
by Uncle Junk September 1, 2006
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cock hair

a unit of measurement; used to indicate a very small distance as related to the small hairs that can grow on a man's dick; used mainly as a construction term.
Hey Bill, how far are we off on that last cut? We were off by just about a cock hair.

OR

Can you move it my way a cock hair.
by Boys of Menom April 2, 2012
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sehun’s cock

it’s something really huge, very powerful, you can’t even put it in your mouth because its really big, and when he cum inside your hole, your hole becomes full, and your uterus explode, it’s rare to find this cock, Sehun’s cock, people have been craving for it, men and women, would you give it a try if you ever have the chance to touch it or meet it?
audy: “ did you try sehun’s cock ?”

ikrame: “ YES IT WAS REALLY HUGE !!!”
by ikramecocksehun December 1, 2019
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cock swamp

1. A lady who is known for being a dirty whore.

2. To be swamped by cocks
In a sentence, Nicole is such a cock swamp.

This party is a cock swamp.
by TheSpieler11 December 3, 2014
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Dumb Cock

1: An insult, usually used to express distain of an act thought to be stupid. (Possibly a modicifaction of the word "dummkopf" meaning "fool" in German.)
2: A man who is all brawn and no brain, primarily used for sex and heavy lifting.
1: "Why'd you have to go and shoot that guy ya' Dumb Cock!!!"

2: (Shirly) "What DO you see in brad? He is SOOO dull!"
(Ashley) "I know but he fucks like a pro... Yeah, he's my big Dumb Cock..."
by HungLikeAChicken March 12, 2009
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Cock Shadow

A cock shadow is simply a shadow made from your cock, this can be achieved by being in a certain type of light and at a certain angle.
only trained people can achive this after years of hard practice.
Hey look.....johns cock shadow looks as if its on billys head.
by Mike Hilton July 27, 2007
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cock shield

2. A defensive and honorable maneuver where a friend successfully has sex with a chick that is stalking you, freeing you up to score with someone else. The need for the cock shield arises when the act of having sex with the stalker will lead to a bunch of bad consequences.

This is similar but subtly different to being a wing man, a cock block and the cock shield def 1. as your friend is trying to avoid you having sex with one person so that you may have sex with another.
Dude, thanks for the cock shield last night. I now have at least another month or so before she'll be back in full force tying to get me to sleep with her again - nightmare averted!
by KeepItCoolYo July 13, 2010
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