pink monkey

a white person with pink undertone skin that gets sunburned easily and looks like the red ass of a monkey
stop dicking around in the trailer park, you pink monkey
by Pink Pig Skinned Honky March 21, 2010
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Pubic Monkeys

The undefined itchings from an untrimmed and unkempt pubic patch
Haroldes' been scratchin his crotch like he's got pubic monkeys
by Tapio January 26, 2006
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dung monkey

1. One who flings poop, particularly monkeys.

2. A person who reminds you of number one above.

3. Slang for someone whom you find obnoxious.

There can be a slight modification: "Hung-dung monkey" means the monkey with the big wang is a poop-flinger, for example.
That Mike can be a real pain in the ass. He's nothing but a dung monkey.
by JBFP May 29, 2008
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Monkey Monday

A Super Smash Bros festivity in that every monday, you must play as Donkey Kong, no matter the circumstances.
“Bro, are you really playing as Sephiroth right now? it’s Monkey Monday! you need to play as DK!”
by CrissMaster July 16, 2022
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monkey closet

don’t open my monkey closet i said to the guy he did and he got eaten to death and died and there was blood
person 1: “dont open my monkey closet
person 2: *does*
there is blood
by aceofspad3s December 31, 2021
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Monkey Molesterer

A racist, Bunda licking monkey molesterer :rage: :rage:
Wendy you racist Monkey Molesterer !!!
by Tiny bunda November 16, 2021
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Monkey Truth

The kind of truth that comes out after one take's his/her mask off.
It took hours of discussions for the monkey truth to come out. Perhaps the wine allowed the mask to come off to understand her true feelings about her destiny.
by djk_wff March 29, 2009
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