Liberal

an obnoxious, ignorant, power-hungry politician who lies to the poor and impoverished to accomplish his/her own ends without caring for the future of his/her country as long as they have power by gaining their vote. often promises hopes of free hand outs to the poor, therefore pacifying them and gaining their trust so as to be re-elected.

Jim: Senator Obama is a lying piece of dick trash. Hes only out there for his own gain.

Bob: Oh, you mean that liberal scumbag? I agree totaly.

by conserned conservative March 7, 2009

liberal

Someone who says they support free speech. On the left wing of the political airplane. They hate the military and long to see America humiliated. They like to kill babies. Most Democrats are liberals. Many are treehuggers. They oppose George W. Bush and his actions because they are a bunch of whiners. They complain about everything that conservatives say that hurts their feelings. Most blacks are liberal.

Never show a liberal graciousness. If you offer him/her an olive branch, they will smack you with it while simultaneously hugging the tree.

by Ed April 3, 2005

libertarian

1. A person who wants to downsize government, and government control over the lives of citizens.

2. Philosophically, a person who advocates an ideal balance between freedom and responsibility.

3. A person who believes that "stupidity should be painful", and that painfulness is the surest remedy to rid the world of stupid people -- who will either cease to be stupid, or simply cease to be.
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I am a libertarian. I am pro-choice. I am counter-feminist. I am pro-hemp. I am against the war on drugs. I am against political correctness. I am atheist. I insist on the separation of church and state. I think that capitalism is a dangerous servant and a fearful master, but indispensable to life just like fire, and like fire must be closely watched and contained --NOT by government, but by deeply embedded cultural sanctions. ( Ahem! home-school your children well!)

I am also very, very "green", since one planet is all we get, folks!

Some libertarians out there might not agree with all of the above....

by fidelbogen October 5, 2004

Liberal Loonies

An excuse conservatives use because they think that their way is the only way and seem not to realize that in fact, Conservative Loonies exist in droves as well.

Those Liberal Loonies! Supporting free choice and promoting equality and peace is ludicrous!

by redhed311 April 21, 2005

Liberals

A group of politicians that in the US are wholly and completely devoted to ruining the country. They believe that poor people should have the rich people's money, because communism and socialism are such good ideas, right? Abortion is cool, but not cutting down a tree in their eyes.

Me: why are the taxes so damned high?

Friend: So your dead beat beaners next door can buy their food for free.

me: Who's idea was that?

Friend: The liberals.

Me: why are gas prices so damned high?

friend: because we can't harvest our own oil in America.

Me: why not?

You guessed it.

by Starzajo August 1, 2012

liberal

As its used today, a liberal is someone who still thinks its 1969. A liberal's good taste in music and art is usually off-set by minor priority flaws. You know you're a liberal if you would tie your self to an oil drill before you would give 5 bucks to a homeless man.

Damn tree-hugging hippies are just a bunch of liberals.

by Damn tree-hugging hippie February 19, 2007

Pussy homo liberal

What you call a Hillary Clinton follower now that they've lost the election.

What you'd call a Clinton follower who refuses to acknowledge the new president elect.pussy homo liberal:what you call a rioter who denies the right to choose an elected president.

by Skank Hunter January 21, 2017