j knob

dick the shape of a banana

Guy: I have a j knob

by ok doky August 12, 2015

bitch knob

1. A bitch knob is a metaphor for someone turning up their bitchiness . 2. Also known as penis.

Don't mess with me or I'm going to turn my bitch knob all the way up.

by Gladus Tuesday March 08, 2020

Grassy Knob

An absolute twat of a man who refuses to ever shave his grassy knoll. He expects oral favors even though he has a slobbin' knobbin'! When he refuses to be manscapin', then let that man be (e)scapin'!

"You don't want that grassy knob to give you a salty pirate."

-Linzey

by Jat42069 January 17, 2024

harvey is a knob

When someone is extremely racist and denies it. Is a douchebag and annoys everyone. He/she always cries and normally not very good at football

Oi stop being a harvey is a knob

by Banterrrrrrrr987654321 December 05, 2016

Twiddley Knob

Noun: See do-dad, Whactamalcallit, thing-a-ma-jigger, etc...
Verb: To do nothing important

Jeff stop your Twiddley Knobbing and hand me that there Twiddley Knob!

by Billy Pulse June 29, 2012

knob hugger

Homosexual male

That guy is a faggot, a knob hugger

by xTerminator3 December 13, 2011

Knob Wrench

A rough wank that stretches and thins the penis shaft and gives a shiny purple bell end.

"Damn that woman has a strangle hold!!! She gave me Knob Wrench!"

"My dick looks like a cherry on a stalk after that Knob Wrench!"

by Eddie Grundie July 18, 2012