Definitions by testacular

knob gobbler 

1. One who is found in social situations with breath smelling of semen. A low-end fellatrix (or fellator)

2. An insult among bros, like fag or gay

1. Here comes the Ferret, quick hide me; she is one narsty knob gobbler

2.Butler? I was hobnobbin' with that knob gobbler at the hobnob at Knobler's Gob.

knob gobbler by testacular August 16, 2016

knob gobbler 

A non-amourous visitor to one's nether regions

There was nothing left of me after that knob gobbler gobbled my knob.

knob gobbler by testacular August 16, 2016

douche 

Without realizing it, a term one uses to identify a guy who gets better quality tail than they do.

That guy from the gym that Jenna has been hanging out with is such a douche.

douche by testacular June 21, 2016