Definitions by testacular

knob gobbler 

A non-amourous visitor to one's nether regions

There was nothing left of me after that knob gobbler gobbled my knob.

knob gobbler by testacular August 16, 2016

knob gobbler 

1. One who is found in social situations with breath smelling of semen. A low-end fellatrix (or fellator)

2. An insult among bros, like fag or gay

1. Here comes the Ferret, quick hide me; she is one narsty knob gobbler

2.Butler? I was hobnobbin' with that knob gobbler at the hobnob at Knobler's Gob.

knob gobbler by testacular August 16, 2016

douche 

Without realizing it, a term one uses to identify a guy who gets better quality tail than they do.

That guy from the gym that Jenna has been hanging out with is such a douche.

douche by testacular June 21, 2016