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Weekend Jersey 

The manly concept of not changing out of one's authentic sports jersey from the hours of noon Friday to midnight Sunday.
Person 1: "You've worn that damned Weekend Jersey for three months, it smells horrific!"
Person 2: "Fuck You."
Weekend Jersey by VasDefrensRule November 4, 2009

Jizz Jersey 

A old shirt or rag used for ejaculating on during masturbating
Dude I just finished all over my Jizz Jersey
Jizz Jersey by cjoquattro September 15, 2010

New Jersey Morning 

The phenomenon of waking in an inebriated or crapulent state, arguing with one’s significant other, and then leaving one’s home to go directly to a bar.
“How are you already so drunk? It’s only noon!”

“I had a New Jersey Morning.”

Glasses Jasses Superbrasses 

1. A lesser known film and TV trope, where a woman is not perceived to be attractive unless she is wearing glasses.

2. Someone who wears non-prescription glasses for fashion reasons.
John is such a hipster, with his lensless glasses. He's like Glasses Jasses Superbrasses!

Rainham Cool Club does not admit Glasses Jasses Superbrasses tryhards - you can't just buy splankers and put it on your face, man!

clark new jersey 

also known as clarkkk or klu klux klark due to all the racists. some good people but they’re usually the ones trying to leave town. high school sucks, people are mean, and no actual down town area. 1/10 don’t move here
“i never drive through clark new jersey because i know i’ll get pulled over just for not being white”

“what are you doing in clark? you’re colored.”
A very outgoing girl that is very Loveable And gorgeous, fun to hangout with , A great friend And Guys Want Her But Cant Have Her .
I Wish I Knew Jesenia .
Jesenia by Crazyy101 October 6, 2011