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heteroactivist

A person, usually with schizophrenia, who wrongfully believes LGBTQ+ people are trying to turn him and the population gay. These people tend to want to be gay but they are in denial and are trying to justify their perceived straightness.
Matt W.: "I'm not homophobic, I'm just a heteroactivist."
Joe B.: "Dude, we all know you're gay, just accept it."
by truthspeaker1984 August 17, 2023
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Heather

A manipulative girl who zero's out your bank account, is xenophobic, and glorifies SH.
Did you hear about heather? She used up someone's credit card on Shein.... embarrassing.
by Wowbio October 12, 2023
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Heteroagression

When a straight man fucks a gay man so hard because he “isn’t gay.”
Straight man: Hey man I have so much heteroagression right now.

Gay man: Okay I can host.

*they fuck*

Straight man: thanks bro. No gay yeah?

Gay man: 👍
by Agayinsanfrancisco December 25, 2023
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Heather Ellis

A Heather Ellis is a cock sucking no good dirty whore with no friends. She's the opposite of loyal and will surely give you aids. If you ever meet a Heather Ellis kill her and burn her fat ugly body. Don't ever trust her she lies on her kids and eats poop and socks off her dog Mr. She is the worst kind of broke ho and throws dicks down her ratchet throat daily for dollars.
Did you hear what happened to Heather Ellis? She sucked that bums dick for 2 dollars and then ate his poop and lied about everything in her life.
by Knotu2 December 31, 2023
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Heterocaucaphobic

having or showing a dislike of or prejudice against straight Caucasian people.

irrational fear of, aversion to, or discrimination against straight caucasian people
The misogynistic heterocaucaphobic woke mob heckled the all caucasian moms for complaining when the transgender boy competed in the girls breast stroke event and then exposed his male genitalia in the girls locker room.
by Depree January 7, 2024
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hetero gay enthusiast

A heterosexual male who is an excitable participant in all things pertaining to the stereotypical gay lifestyle other the physical act of fucking blokes.
Big Dog: ‘Babs, darling, shall we catch another show tonight? I heard that ‘Magic Mike’ is playing at the Palladium and it’s a spectacularly raunchy man-fest’
Babs: ‘Sounds good, Big Dog, just give me a sec to get the butt plug in and I’ll be ready’
Big Dog: ‘You fucking what, Babs?? We’re supposed to be hetero gay enthusiasts- it doesn’t work if you go full poofter on me, you queer cunt. Actually, here- take your feather boa and tank top back- Big Diz ain’t got no time for closeted shirt-lifters.’
by Anonymous submissions January 21, 2024
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Heather

A person you're jealous of because your crush is in love with them.
Why does my friend love that "Heather"?
by not_aro November 20, 2023
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