touch the grass

This is a slang phrase . It used when you want said to someone who has been inside and on their phone for too long and needs to get back in touch with reality

Hey, you have been played Genshin impact for 5 hours!!! Touch the grass!!

by kiki_translator December 7, 2024

grass

something you dont touch

@Dasire does not touch grass.

by Mxghty December 7, 2024

National eat ass and smoke grass day

This day is on November 15th, fellas on this day you eat your girls ass and spark a fat blunt after

November 15th is national eat ass and smoke grass day, the day all guys must eat there girls ass and spark a fat blunt afterwards

by TedyTSN November 3, 2019

Grass Gum

A thing that exists. You can buy it off Amazon at a 49% discount called "Easter Grass Bubblegum."

Matthew: I gave birth to "Grass Gum."

by AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH July 24, 2025

grass

oh shit I don’t want to touch it! What a disgusting and vile thing!

Person 1: I want to touch grass
Person 2: dies

by 147852369/*-+.0 August 16, 2025

Cant Touch Grass Syndrome

When a person hasn't been outside to touch grass in more than 2 weeks, then u have Can't Touch Grass Syndrome, where they're officially lost to League of Legends

"Bruh i havent been outside for 2 months ,i probly have Cant Touch Grass Syndrome"John Snow
"Oh ,that checks out,u have been inside alot,u look like a vampire,cause i havent been outside for years" Princess Bubblegum

by The Dumb Dictionary September 8, 2025

touch grass

“touch grass” is a term used to tell someone to spend some time outdoors or in nature. Usually after they spend a lot of time indoors.

“He’s been gaming all day, your friend really needs to touch grass”

by bnakusaki September 8, 2025