fucktard 

Someone who screws around and is dumb at the same time.

Omfg that guy is such a fucktard...

fucktard by I am potate June 3, 2014

fucktastic 

When a chick is so fantastic in all features of beauty to the point where a guy won't mind banging her anyday at any time

Dude 1: "yoh bru, that chick got it all"

Dude 2: "she's fucktastic bro"

fucktastic by word juggler August 14, 2014

Fucktard 

When a person would say some unbeliveable dumb things. In which case the person is more dumber than what a retard would be.

"I can't figure out how to drink coffee without getting the spoon in my eye".
"-You're such a fucktard".
"Wal-mart, do they like...make walls here?".
"-No Jessica you fucktard".

Fucktard by SonOfSatansMom August 18, 2014

Fucktastic 

something that is beyond just being fantastic with "fuck" being added to it.

Bob: How are you today John ?

John : Im Fucktastic Bob

Fucktastic by WurdBurd November 2, 2014

fucktard 

a common title given to a truly, incredibly, astoundingly fucking ape

"Caboose, you team killing fucktard!"

fucktard by HELLO SPACE CADETS!! December 31, 2014

Fucktard 

so retarded were they get on your last nerve

You see Gabriel was being such a fucktard in history

Fucktard by Pakston123 February 3, 2015

Fucktard 

Fucktard (fuck-tard), noun: a new species of human typically found throughout Atlantic Canada. All variations are generally considered aggressive, though there are a few documented cases of this species being 'tender'. These elusive creatures spend the majority of their natural life in a state of hibernation, and captivity has been proven to have a negative impact. One of the most popular mating rituals partaken by these majestic beasts is a snail formation.

There are three subspecies of Fucktards known as Hannah, Jesse, and Chelsey.

Fucktard by LittleDemon February 21, 2015