Taking me the fuck out

When the sheer audacity of something has you ctfu.

Popularized Twitch streamer NickDominates.

This new Lilsimsie video is taking me the fuck out.

That angry Karen in Walgreens at checkout took me tf out. That shit was funny asf.

by Carmen Winstead March 3, 2022

What The Fuck is a Kilometer

A thing that Americans say because we use the imperial system and not the metric system

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER?!

by TheRealUltraJack299 January 19, 2023

after birth of a lesbian cluster fuck

simply the best comeback in any situation ever

Gilbert: Go touch yourself
Drew: Shut up you after birth of a lesbian cluster fuck
Gilbert: ................

by me myself and maybe I? September 4, 2010

shut the fuck up

what you say when you're losing an argument or stuck talking to an idiot you dont want to waste your time talking to

asshole: blah blah blah
you: shut the fuck up

by Prince_Of_Kingston November 27, 2013

fuck

the word said when your phone is on 1%

"hey dude wanna play PUBG mobile?" "sure just lemme check my phone perce..." "ahh dude?" "FUCK!"

by BurningButterz September 5, 2018

gap fuck

When a man and woman are naked, they are both standing up, the woman has her thighs together, and the guy fucks the gap at the top of her thighs just below her snizz. It works facing each other, or the guy behind.

My girl was on the rag, so I gap fucked her last night.

by -hef- September 16, 2009

Shut the fuck up Carl!

Shut the fuck up Carl! is a military meme that usually is scene that depicts some military situation sometimes it’s a funny mess up or just a picture that involves the military. There’s usually a snarky or funny remark made of the current situation on top, with a bottom text being along the lines of “shut the fuck up, Carl” but this can also fluctuate, except that the guy is always addressed as Carl. Some other notable different ones are: “Goddammit, Carl” “Seriously,Carl."

Shut the fuck up Carl! As Carl is doing something stupid.

by Assar2015 May 25, 2016