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testicle festival

A party or gathering consisting mainly of guys. Similar to sausage factory or sausage fest. Can use "test fest" for short.
John had a gig at his place, but forgot to invite chicks. Turned out to be a bona fide testicle festival.
by JJ-ATCs April 17, 2011
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Global Dance Festival

One of the largest annual dance festivals (raves) in the United States at Red Rocks Amphitheatre in Morrison, Colorado and drawing in people from all corners of the country.

Global is typically in late-July with some of the biggest names in electronica headlining, such as Tiesto, Paul Van Dyk, bt, Paul Oakenfold, and Armin Van Buren putting in performances.
Global Dance Festival 2007 was the climax of the summer. Tiesto played a flawless three hour set and showed off exactly why he is the number one DJ in the world.
by dance hall everyday January 1, 2009
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festering

to be fat greasy harry and have a tendency to wallow around in day old potato chips and pizza crusts.
i havent had a shower in a week ive just been festering around the house.
by smethan December 27, 2007
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festie

Those who frenquent renfaires as customers, often with seasons passes, but who are not part of the performing cast or otherwise work for the renfaire (ie. rennies). Usually some sort of badges are worn by workers and performers of a renfair as proof that they are employees. Because they add to the general atmosphere of a renfaire, most renfaires encourage festies to wear garb, thus creating the need for the badges to tell worker from patron.
They're not rennies, they're festies.
by DeadManPete November 8, 2008
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Festival girl

A girl you see at a music festival who is pretty-much perfect.

Also she definitely has the exact same music taste as you.

She is also basically the best thing in the world.

A date with festival girl might be overwhelming, but perfect regardless.

Festival girl probably has short blond hair and a nice dress, and a backpack.
"I'm going to marry Festival girl one day"
"Too bad you didn't even talk to her"
by newport2010 November 21, 2010
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festino

to kill a helpless person such as a baby, handicapped person, or an elderly person
We need to festino that cripple so we can take his wheelchair.
by david neuman May 5, 2006
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Festy Kid

An unkempt/filthy person of middle to upper class suburban descent (usually white) who in an attempt to rebel against their parents and the establishment cease all forms of hygiene and employment and live off their parents' money while attending music festivals and consuming copious amounts of psychedelic drugs.

When not scoring drugs in festival parking lots, they can be found driving from thrift store to thrift store looking for patchouli and crocheted dread lock caps.
Did you see that festy kid trippin face at Vibes shouting the 4 Grateful Dead lyrics he knew?

Muffy and Charles were appalled to learn that their beloved son Preston had succumbed to the festy kid movement and had drained their bank account in order to follow the Disco Biscuits summer tour.
by indyrae/sarahparker August 3, 2010
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