FIGJAM

Stands for 'Fuck, I'm good, just ask me.'

Girl 1: Anthony is soo cocky.
Girl 2: I know. He has such a FIGJAM personality.

by Lilly107 June 21, 2007

Fight Me

When someone is so hot/cute it makes you so angry you begin to hate them, and want to fight them.

Michael Clifford: *breathes*
Me: FIGHT ME YOU LITTLE SHIT

by Space Ferret March 18, 2015

Irish fight song

The most recognized football fight song in the nation without any debates. Often played for the University of Notre Dame's football team, which is often referred as the most storied football program in the nation.

I hate Notre Dame, but the Irish fight song is money.

by gocatsgo September 14, 2006

Fight club

One of the most ate up movies I have ever had the pleasure of seeing. It was a great movie, however.

"I am Jack's complete lack of surprise."

by Not Zane September 10, 2004

fuck, fight, or hold the light

A better way to ask, "fish or cut bait" or "piss or get off the pot"; in other words, to tell someone to be decisive in making a decision.

Literally it probably refers to a situation where you're competing for a woman with another guy.

In other words: "Are you going to fuck her(ie. win), fight him(ie. TRY to win), or hold a light up for his convenience while he fucks her?(ie. be a total loser)"

Sort of a takeoff on the whole "fight or flee" natural evolutionary response.

John: Yo, Ron, it's your turn to bet!
Ron: I'm thinking
Ray: Enough thinking, already! Look - either fuck, fight, or hold the light!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada January 10, 2008

No Father Figure

A person that has no father in their life due to ridiculous actions decided by the son or daughter. or rather the father left due to his own decisions in the family. making him no longer the child's owner.

Son: "Hey dad, I got something to tell you."
Father: "Go ahead son, I'll be glad to hear what you'll say."
Son: "I am apart of the LGBTQ community, twitter user, and a Dream Stan!"
*The father soon leaves, without a goodbye to the son, but leaves an excuse instead, making the son have no father figure.

by EEFUS EEF January 29, 2022

Nat Figgers

Fat people with coloured skin and that are overweight. Preferably black people.

White guy1: Yo man, you see those nat figgers?

White guy2: yeah.. they really need to lay off the niggah pizzas

by WoahSauceFoReals? February 28, 2011