fake love

1)Fake love's when your homey give you dap
Smile in your face but he want yo' ass clapepd

2)Fake love - so my friends is enemies and my enemies be friends
Don't show no love, don't pretend

3)Fake love is when a nigga set you up
How he knew about your chain when your shit was tucked.
Fake friends, show fake love
You know the type of nigga that'll leave you in the club
Fake love
by Jamezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz January 03, 2006
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Fake news

Noun: A fabricated truth typically found on Donald Trumps twittter feed.
Examples
@realdonaldtrump "we will make Mexico pay for the wall.".
@realdonaldtrump. " I have done more in my first two years as POTUS. than any other president."
@realdonaldtrump " I am the smartest president ever."
Fake news is very easy to detect.. Just wait for Donald Trump to open his mouth.
Donald Trump uses fake news to feel smart and important whenclearly he is an unloved idiot.
by Please make America great agai January 28, 2019
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Fake Jew

Someone who follows the jewish religion & takes shortcuts.
Stevo "Can i get Pork Fried Rice"

Dave "Can you eat pork?"

Stevo "No, but I'll just separate the pork and eat the rice"

Dave "Your such a fake jew"
by KameronDzilot February 26, 2009
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mush fake

prison slang for items owned by an inmate that may be legal to buy, but were constructed or obtained through illegal means, hence they are contraband
See that stinger there he's usin' to warm up his coffee? The end's ripped off. It's a mush fake and it's a fire hazard. Tell him to get rid of it and buy a new one at the store.
by peerath January 23, 2006
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Fake news

The twisted way that rednecks, trumptards, and children born of incest justify being so damn stoopid.
Rednecks and trumptards can ignore global warming, Trump's lies, animal extinction, and the teachings of Jesus Christ because to them, it's all fake news.
by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 10, 2018
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fake girlfriend

(N) : A female lady friend that you may or may not have physical relations with. Often times she is wealthy, great in bed or awesome eye candy. At times she may receive actual girlfriend treatment ie flowers or she have a special dinner cooked for her.
I asked my buddy if he wanted to go get some drinks after work and he said no because he was going over to the fake girlfriend’s house to hang for a bit.
by Gary "the man" Busey October 26, 2007
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Fake fuck

An act of having sex with your clothes on, such as underwear, to relieve sexual desires and needs. Can be practiced in any position such as missionary position or doggy style. Is used with the thrust-like motion and can either be performed fast or slow.

Also, can be paired with finger fucking or oral sex to arouse a little extra.
Kyle is waiting till we're married to have sex so we fake fuck and finger fuck all the time. We ever do oral now and again.
by TommyHilldigger July 11, 2008
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