Top Deck

Bringing A girl home and having both you and your flatmate have a go. There are further requirements to be classed topdeck;

1.1-Both resedents must be on the top story
1.2-Residents are classfied as a top deck crew (one white one brown)
1.3-The deed must be shared roughly at a 50 50 ratio (performance dependant)

If all these criteria are met you have sucessfully top decked someone. ANd if you were on the other end of the stick(s) you have been top decked.

*Top deck came from cadbury chocolate, half milk half white.

Me and clements just top decked this chick in the weekend, what did you do?

by MrRhodes August 19, 2011

Diock

Slang for the word Dick, most commonly used throughout a small group of friends in Southington, CT.

Touch my diock!

by TFL3737 February 1, 2009

on deck

When smoking J's, on deck is that who is ready to spark the next one. He/she does this by placing the J that will be smoked on top of their ear.

Alright, I could smoke another one, who's on deck?

Look at you, always on deck!

What's that shit on your ear? Oh, you're on deck.

by Friend of the night August 22, 2007

cold deck

(n) A stacked deck used by a card mechanic or card cheat.

Watch out for the cold deck low.

by AlphaJohn July 29, 2008

Greek Upper Decker

The art of sneaking into a frat party for the purpose of taking the most massive grueling shit in the upper tank of the frat house's toilet. That way when they wake up to clean the place in the morning, they are greeted with the most fowl awesomeness that only frat boys deserve.

Dude, I totally dropped a Greek Upper Decker in ZBT this past thursday.

Sweet. Those guys are dicks. You deserve a trophy man!

by The Greek Upper Decker January 10, 2009

Decked

To deck is too: Take your skateboard and smash it against someone's face. To get decked: Too get smacked by a skateboard. Most likely to knock you the fuck out.

If you don't leave your gonna get decked!

Suuure.

*Decks immature bitch*

DECKED! I told you whore.

by TylerCarterObsession<# July 20, 2011

Deck

1. Adj. An alternate pronunciation for the word "dick", commonly used by poservalley girls who use stupid-ass lisps to make men feel as if they are less intelligent than they really are in a futile attempt to impress them.
2. Adj. How queens say dick.

Like o-my-gad my ex-boyfriend is such a deck!

by Victah Hugo August 24, 2008