Crusty Flatbread

When a girl got no ass, but you eat it out anyway.

Yo, that lady got some crusty flatbread, I think it's time to snack.

by Sindrom September 30, 2022

crusty torpedo

When using a cum rag inside of a shirt cannon.

Bro shot me with a crusty torpedo in my face.

by JohnnyMaples December 6, 2022

Croustille

In the missing dad universe it refers to both the sussy gussy stuff and meth but in the Crabby SMP it refers to an enchanted golden apple

Yo Mr.Black these croustille are the bomb
No Jesse Blueballs we do not eat our own product
Mr.Negro I hope you lose your croustille in the crabby smp

by Mr.Walter Hartbad Black March 2, 2023

Crusty Crabs

Recepy for Crusty Crabs:

- Have consensual intercourse with a Female that has Crabs
- Jizz (Shout your sperm)on the vagina of this female. *
- Let it rest for about a week so the Jizz has some time to set in so it changes to a Crusty substance.
- Now Rub the Cum Crust of the vagina into a bag.

Voila, you now have Crusty Crabs!

*It is okay to use the sperm of someone else if you do not have any available.

I really felt like grabbing some Chicken McNuggets at the local McDo but i figured i had a nice bag of Low Cal Crusty Crabs at home.

by SpongeBawbz March 17, 2023

Crusty Raccoon

When your partner is eating your ass and you blow a righteous aroma of shit out and it gives them pink eyes.

“What happened to your face, Steph?”
“My fucking boyfriend gave me a crusty raccoon!”

by Zero_G93 July 8, 2023

Crusty

High as fuck.

"crusty ass n**ga."

by Jolioli01 July 17, 2023

Crusty

A spiritual, earthy person. Generally unwashed, possibly barefoot, and frugal.
Similar to: “crunchy” and “hippie”

“Look at that crusty”
“That crusty guy with the dog”

by Nicola1923declaration September 4, 2023