Clown Pie

The art of ejaculating into a person's face

I like clown pies

by Bill Cowsy November 5, 2003

clown college

1) Any location where the wise cracking smart asses tend to gather, be it a house, a park, or any gathering place frequented regularly by a diverse crowd of usually late teen to late twenties coed youths.

Steve's house sure seems to be the new clown college.

by cunninglinguist April 25, 2005

Clown Shoes

Black slang for condoms.

"Yo, man, let me get a box o' dem clown shoes."

by JTits November 17, 2007

Clown Nose

When you splooge all over a girls face than punch her in the nose.

Jim clown nosed Ruth and then attacked a wild bore.

by Shitface Magee February 6, 2004

Clown Fart

A white kid who is really white farts an then giggles afterwards; Gay fart

Patrick stood up an let out a clown fart, then giggled like a fat dick.

by JR October 29, 2004

clown beef

Slang for marijuana.
Developed by Teresa and myself, way back in the day when we were freshman in high school (1998).

We're going to the beach tomorrow, so don't forget to pack the clown beef and some papers.

by Sarah Lambert March 3, 2008

clown shoe

term for morning wood

Guy 1: All guy sleepovers are whack.
Guy 2: Yeah dude, did you see Tommy's clown shoe this morning?!
Guy 1: Ughhhhh! Yeah that guy pitched a tent!

by queenofslang July 29, 2007