2 in the clit, 1 in the shit

another way to say shocker!

we all have givin a girl 2 in the clit, 1 in the shit atleast once in our life right guys?

by Ryan Stuffick May 17, 2005

hammy clit

an abnormal sized clitoris, usually too large

When Jason's mom pulled down her underwear I noticed she had a hammy clit.

by david12340 May 16, 2009

blue clit

when a girl needs to get laid and doesn't. The female equivalent of blue balls

"man, Eric and I haven't fucked in so long I have blue clit."

by tap dat January 27, 2008

puss infected clit ring

A circular metal object inserted throught the stuffing in the taco (see cliterous), that happened to become infected due to nasty vagina juices.

I was forking this fat chick right, and then she had this puss infected clit ring...
*everyone throws up.

by Jaun Ortega March 4, 2010

Sucking Clit

The female equivalent of sucking dick. Ingratiating yourself to a female boss.

Now that Alberta has a female premier, all the law firms have become women's rights supporters ... they are sucking clit.

by W_L November 26, 2011

what a clit

When a person is too shy, scared shitless, worried or too much much of a pussy, it is a great time to use the saying "what a clit" because it also defines the person as a pussy.

Guy 1: Hey man, so i like this girl but i'm too scared to ask her out..

Guy 2: Bro, what a clit!

by rooooooondog June 8, 2011

Lithuanian Clit Brush Burn A.K.A Clit Bomb

This task involves not only dexterity and concentration, but fortitude and omnipotence. Although it may only be performed at the bed of the Tigress and Euphrates rivers, the successful performance of such a task grants one eternal companionship with lord Hades.

The Task:

1. Dab thy finger with Dijon mustard. (Must be Dijon)

2. Prepare thy lady for a sweep of the vaginal innards.

3. The Round About, sweep thy arm in a clockwise fashion with the dexterity of 1000 Gazelles in the direction of thy female clit button.

4. Contact! Graze the flesh of the young mistress at a 56 degree angle to create enough friction, to burn the young lamb shank.

5. Continue thy motion in a seamless flow. The ladies Clit Command Center has now suffered an extreme loss of epidermal surface and central control.

6. Finish by bellowing " your flesh will beckon within the chambers of hell my lady,"

7. Wash your hands.

ex. Upon gathering fruit at the bed of the Tigress river, a feline dwarf approached pleading for a gift. Of course I responded by performing the Lithuanian Clit Brush Burn A.K.A Clit Bomb

by EskapadeMus March 29, 2011