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When you acidentally type in ".con" instead of ".com" and it completely screws over your search history. It can sometimes be seen in the Google auto-finish menu.
Jack: Crap, I typed in .con instead of .com my search history is screwed
Jack's Fren: Won't that stay in your search history, you got .conned
Jack's Other Fren: Yeah apparently one of the most seen in Google's autocomplete for a "Quizlet.con"
Jack's Mom: (on another computer): WHY IS THERE PORNHUB.CON ON THE SEARCH HISTORY!
(Jack promptly recieved an ass whooping and never made the same mistake again...)
Jack's Fren: Won't that stay in your search history, you got .conned
Jack's Other Fren: Yeah apparently one of the most seen in Google's autocomplete for a "Quizlet.con"
Jack's Mom: (on another computer): WHY IS THERE PORNHUB.CON ON THE SEARCH HISTORY!
(Jack promptly recieved an ass whooping and never made the same mistake again...)
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the people are mostly terrible, white-stuck-up-bleached-hair-botox-addicted 50 year old women are the apocalypse of connecticut, and their children are their minions.
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