conference whore

A female who attends a work conference under the pretense of business, but in reality sees it solely as an opportunity to get drunk and bang a new guy, preferably a married one.

Oh look! Sarah, the conference whore from Lantana Consulting, has set her sights on yet another married man at this HL7 working group meeting!

by Bond Architect September 7, 2013

conac

i actually don’t know what this means.

random dude: hey.. what’s a conac?
random dude 2: what the fuck did you just call me?

by angelz06 June 18, 2020

To congress

To inexplicably debate inane problems at the expense of fixing much larger issues; hypocritically exort others to do things one would not do oneself

To forgo long term solutions in favor of more politically expedient solutions; disregard facts due to political morass

First used by Ezra Klein

Jimmy congressed everything up last night when he kept talking. We never even left the house.

We were about to figure out where to go to dinner and then Tom had to congress it all up.

by Full of Air March 22, 2012

Billy Connolly

One of the greatest comedians of all time who started out as a folk singer, singing funny songs on stage. Once he became known as a comedian his singing became less and less on stage. Movies include Boondock Saints and The Big One. I'd put him right up there with George Carlin.

"In the very unlikely event...that all four engines fa$il...We'll go straignt into the ground like a fucking dart."-Billy Connolly

by AnonymousReaper April 9, 2008

napa valley conception

A method of conception where by one lesbian performs fellatio on a man, swishes his load around in her mouth, and spits it into her partner's vagina in hopes of causing a pregnancy.

Those two dykes wanted to have a baby, so I met them at the Holiday Inn for a napa valley conception.

by Opie Post December 25, 2013

Congealed Beef

Former Athlete David Thompson

Congealed Beef was a very good athlete

by FLANYC November 13, 2011

connectile dysfunction

1. The inability to gain or maintain an internet connection.
2. The inability to print, email, or get to the internet.

My computer had connectile dysfunction (CD) yesterday, so I couldn't check my email.

by m0 February 7, 2007