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Apple computers

Apple is a company that some consider to be superior to Microsoft when it comes to computers. Macs are for the Rich bastards out there who are to busy buying Disney stock to want to deal with the crazy shenanigans that a PC will throw at you. (especially if that PC is using Vista, which tends to get paranoid about running programs). Macs are also better for porn, because they just dont get virus's. Seeing a Trojan virus on a mac is the computerized equivalent to seeing flying pigs playing croquet on pluto. PC's however, are good for playing world of warcraft...wait...mac can do that........um...ok...Pc's are good for shooting zombies, playing RTS genere games, and basicly losing I.Q points by the second.

The virdict

Mac's good for everything except games
PC's are good for the adventurous people willing to deal with the demon that is windows. And for gaming of course
Mac- "Hi, im a mac"
PC- "And im a PC"
......it is forcing me to put the word "Apple Computers" in this example...but i cant do that without being more biased than i previously was
by pseudonymsoundslikeadrug June 22, 2009
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dirt-tube commuter

Chad over there? Yeah, he's a dirt-tube commuter in the worst way.
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Commuter

A commuter is any type of wheeled bike that gets you from point A to point B.
Check out these new slicks on my commuter!
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cumputer

An alternative way of saying 'computer'
'Give me ma cumputer, please'
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Computary

The building that houses the computers that the ebooks are referenced from. The computaries have replaced all of the libraries since books, in paper form, are obsolete.
Cora, the computarian, dreaded going into work today at the computary because it was Monitor Cleaning day.
by Zaith July 1, 2009
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Computealism

The form of digital art which manipulates real scenarios/scenes in a fashion which maintains that realism.

The digital transformation of the real subject need not be physically plausible, as long as that realism is maintained.

For example, transforming a real building into a robot would be considered computealism as long as there were enough real looking steps in the transformation from real building to digital robot.

A simple morphing of the above building into a robot would not be enough to constitute computealism.

Also see realuterism
For example digitally destroying a real building by means of digital explosion or collapse would be computealism

Or,

transforming a tongue into a person, provided there is enough visual evidence to support a supposed scientific understanding of the transformation.
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Computron

Means Computer, it was computron way before anybody ever knew it was computron.
John the inventor of computron said, "Hey bish! I have a awesome way of saying computer!"
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