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junior assistant manager breakdown

a junior assistant manager breakdown is when either a burger king or hardees wannabe manager attempts to stop you from getting a soda when you ordered a water. it sometimes is triggered by a junior assistant manager freakout, and is usually accompanied by empty threats from the middle-aged jr assistant management and bouts of laughter from myself.
some lady: hey! dump it out and get a water!
me: it was an accident
some lady: you didn't pay for that!!!
me: it's okay, relax and try not to have a junior assistant manager breakdown
by brotographer March 20, 2010
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mexican spring break

It's when a bunch of mexicans rent or get the key from a relative/friend at a 1-bedroom hotel room/condo and proceed to fill it with all of their friends and family (usually ranging in the 100s) for a weeklong vacation.
The current record for mexican spring break is 432.
by mh2424 April 25, 2011
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Mississippi lunch break

A 6 pack of Budweiser, 1 Mikes Hard Lemonade and 2 Forty's of King Cobra. All purchased in one outing/party and enjoyed together in whatever order you please, preferably cold.
Yo Tae Tae, I'm gonna run in the store and get some dranks, you want something? Yeah G, lemme get a Mississippi lunch break! Shit Tae, i'll get us both one!
by Swankyville May 23, 2013
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Federal worker break

Verb: 1) the act of taking an extended break at the begining or the end of your shift because your late or you want to leave early and not use your sick/vacation time.
Nuclear plant manger " where's John it 10am ? "

Secretary " John called in, hes's going to take his "Federal worker break" and coming 2 hrs late.

Nuclear plant manger " great I'm going to take my Federal worker break and leave at noon today "
by Lordmatt September 6, 2013
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4:20 break

The 4:20 am or pm time where you sneak off to smoke weed. weed, Mary Jane, reefer, blunt, ganja, 4/20, marijuana, doobie, bong, stoned, joint
I know there is a lot of work to do before closing time, but I've got to take my 4:20 break.
by joecoolthefool October 7, 2016
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Kanye West Breakfast

You name an omelette "Taylor Swift" and give it to a friend, then when they're in the middle of eating it you say "Omelette you finish, but how's breakfast?"
SERVER: "How's breakfast??"
ME: "Damn bitch. You interrupted me with your Kanye West Breakfast remark."
by Shmiggens March 2, 2017
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forced to break up

When you were perfectly happy in a relationship but then are forced to break up. The worst thing to go through especially when you still love your gf/bf deeply. Want to remain friends but dont know how to. Then suddenly one moves on, and the other is left broken in a million pieces... their heart doesn’t know how to function. Say they are over it but truly aren’t.
“My mom is forcing me to break up with you. Im so sorry. Forgive me. Wait for me if you can ! I love you.” Forced to break up
by Mrys May 26, 2018
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